Dr. Cuddy: It's time for our meeting in Human Resources.
House: Hmmm. Human Resources. Now why would I need to go to Human Resources?
Dr. Wilson: House, you've been to Human Resources 74 times in the last six weeks.
House: Never after doing this. (tries to kiss Cuddy, she stops him)
Dr. Wilson: Well, I'm convinced.
House: Come on. One peck. Just enough to arouse him just a little.
Dr. Wilson: I--hey, I'm not even...
House: I didn't mean you.