House "pwns" them all!
10
"Perfect"
In another 40 minutes of twistful storyline and Hugh Laurie worshipping, the story features a famous, self sacrificing doctor who works in Africa. He collapses during a presentation where he delivers his plea for them to donate better medication, since they just give away old "best o' luck" medicine to third world countries. He believes he has TB, but asked (more like forced) to be examined by House and his team. Unlike him, House thinks this guy does not have TB. He also thinks he is a 'cheater' doctor; he already knows what he will face over there in Africa, repeating the same story and giving the same medicine but still acting like a hero (which is something that only House has the guts to claim) The test results show something close to TB, and Cameron (who takes care after the doctor, and doctor apparently has a crush on her like we all) Cameron convinces House to treat the guy on TB. To make things more interesting, our 'hero' refuses to thake those medicines, saying that it is unfair for him to be supplied with this is far too advanced medicine while people in Africa are forgotten. Of course he is sacrifising himself, and thinking that his death from TB will force medicine suppliers to provide better medicine to Africa. House, pissed, gives him the Africa climate by maxing his climate controller, flushing his cell phone, taking his water away.. But of course this doesn't stop the hero. He arranges a live press conference (right in his bed). As House and Wilson watch him rock on TV (in the room of another patient who is in coma) he realizes thhe heavy sweating of our hero, which is, apparently, odd for a TB patient. He rushes in, interrupts (live), and says that there is something funky going on, and he is about to go into cardiac arrest (live), and right at that moment, the guy crashes into heart attack (live), Cuddy tries to kick all news people off the room, but Cameron rushes to 'zap' the hero (live).. And when he is back, House looks right through one of the cameras (live) and says "Now that is not TB!"
At that moment, we can say House pwned all.. But there was more to come..
Patient doctor still refuses to use the medicine. House believes there is no problem for him to be treated differently then those in Africa. And when doctor insists, he says "I will let you die, and when you die I will perform autopsy on your body to find that it was not TB, and then I will have my own press conference and announce the world that you didn't die because of TB. How will your suporter pharmaceutical companies will feel after that, eh?"
Pwned, again.
The rest of the story is usual; guy takes the pills, and does not get better, eliminates TB from the white board. More medical mumbo jumboo and at the end House says it is a tiny tumor on his pancreas and cures it. Doctor gets back to his beloved media attraction and eventually to Africa.
One side story is that House asks(!) Foreman to take over his clinic duty (under the name of House) and it becomes a problem when a patient scared of a possible breast cancer. Foreman knows she does not have such a thing for %100 but cannot resist the woman bi***ing so sends her to biopsy, which freaks the hell out of her (some extremely idiot patients are out there) Bi*** demands an explanation from Cuddy and Cuddy, unaware of the switch, demands an apology from House. And House delivers one, both like and unlike House style.
I think what is most important in the story is the doctor. He is not arrogant, he is infact in a really good relationship with the occupants of his place of duty in Africa, and really workin ghard for them. But on the other hand, he probably dislikes any other doctor who does not do the same, which happens to be House. I guess he thinks House is wasting his talent by serving "rich white people", and being one of them disturbs him. On the other hand, House dislikes the guy because and his job is to treat probably only one type of disease over and over again but the "holiness" of the idea eventually turn things into a show. Both are somehow true. And this episode is as good as any other House M.D..