Season 2 Episode 4

TB or Not TB

Aired Monday 9:00 PM Nov 01, 2005 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • House: He's not even a real doctor, he's a human telethon.
      Dr. Wilson: Is that your problem with him? You see hypocrites every day, why is this guy so special?
      House: You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet and he only uses two of them. He treats thousands of patients with one diagnosis. He knows the answer going in. It's cheating.
      Dr. Wilson: So it's all because he's one of them useless specialists?
      House: Oh, did I hurt the big time oncologist's itty bitty feelings? You're a big help to patients who actually have cancer. Other times you're just annoying.