House Season 7 Episode 18

Thirteen: You're married?
House: You were gone so long.

Thirteen: What's this really all about, House? As convincing as I find your deep devotion to vegetable trajectory.

Thirteen: This interrogation thing is getting annoying.
House: Studies have shown that un-annoying interrogation is 50% less effective.

Dr. Foreman: I don't know how you do it. Is it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor, or just straight-up roofies?
Taub: If you're interested, I do seminars.

House: (as Thirteen changes in the bathroom) You know that I'm a doctor. Any interest I have in the human body is purely clinical.
Thirteen: Yeah, that line never works for me.
House: That line always works for you.

Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory foam top.
Dr. Foreman: Let's make this really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.

Thirteen: (on the phone) There's another option.
Dr. Foreman: House, who's that?
House: Radio.
Dr. Foreman: Sounded a lot like Thirteen.
House: It's a Thirteen Tribute band with their new song, "I've Got a Better Theory Than Masters'."