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Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Allison Cameron
Dr. Robert Chase
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Dr. Eric Foreman
Dr. James Wilson
Trivia: In House's dream sequence in this episode, Chase, Cameron and Cuddy's hair is all parted on the opposite side of where it usually is parted in real life.
Trivia: Wilson reveals that House is 45.
House remembered Kelley from his date with Cuddy, but why did he dream about him on the exact day he shows up in the hospital?
House: …find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited, every city he's ever lived in and... whether he's ever been on TV.
Dr. Cameron: TV?
House: The problem could be neurological; everyone knows TV rots your brain.
House: Toss me your keys.
Dr. Wilson: Why?
House: Ever tried to ride a motorcycle with a distended bladder?
Dr. Cameron: Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case?
House: Of course I care, what a horrible thing to say.
House: I haven't peed in three days!
Dr. Wilson: You'd be dead.
House: I'm not counting intermittent drips.
Wilson: You'd be in agony.
House: I passed agony yesterday around four.
Dr. Cuddy: How is he?
House: He's dead.
Dr. Cuddy: Oh God.
House: At least he will be in a few days.
John Kelley: Look, I don't care what you guys call it: Gulf War Syndrome, Iraq Fever, or just Crappy Sickness X. I just want someone to figure out what it is so you can cure it.
Dr. Foreman: Why'd you take this case?
House: 'Cause a good scientist continually questions his own theories and assumptions.
Dr. Cameron: Cuddy's making him.
House: Now, I'm making you.
Dr. Cuddy: Get over me.
House: Give me a break. You hired me...
Dr. Cuddy: 'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank, so I got you cheap.
House: No wonder I couldn't place his face--you were practically swallowing it on the dance floor.
Dr. Cuddy: I was not!
House: Talk about the cool uncle; he donates the money, and the nephew gets the write-off. Of course by "write-off", I mean he gets to put your ankles-
Dr. Cuddy: (poking him in the chest) This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago!
House: Because of my t-shirt?
Dr. Cuddy: Because you are an obnoxious ass.
House: I've been thinking about you. You lied.
Dr. Cuddy: I didn't lie, I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.
House: Like the fact that you lied.
Dr. Wilson: I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad or a new relationship with one of the Village People.
House: He was in the Navy, not the Marines.
Dr. Wilson: I thought your dad was in the Marines.
House: The guy in the Village People.
Dr. Wilson: Actually, he's only in the Navy when they sing "In the Navy."
House: And find out the truth about who he's been dating. No way a Marine goes a year without getting some blood on his bayonet.
House: He's not your patient.
Dr. Wilson: He is now. Go home and go to sleep. Maybe you'll dream the cure to late-stage brain cancer.
House: I can play the harmonica with my nose, make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.
Dr. Wilson: The right circumstances being their agreement to bill you on the same credit card.
Dr. Cameron: Were we walking you to the bathroom?
House: I wish. Wilson was just in there: these guys know what I'm talking about.
Dr. Foreman: House'd do Wilson before you do Chase.
Dr. Cameron: No. You would do House and Wilson before I do Chase. Now can we get back to work?
Dr. Chase: She did me once.
Dr. Foreman: She was stoned!
Dr. Cuddy: Did you just take two Vicodin?
House: No, it's an anti-depressant. I was told to take two every time you walked into the room.
House: There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra.
Dr. Wilson: You cathed yourself?
House: It wasn't so bad after the first nine, ten inches.
House: Don't make this about me, this is your humiliation.
Dr. Cuddy: That ship sailed long ago, House. Get over it.
House: If you're still referring to your ass, I think "that supertanker sailed" would be a more precise metaphor.
Dr. Cuddy: You're supposed to be on clinic duty.
House: Like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing.
House: John, John! We're going to figure out what's wrong with you. First we just need to know one thing. Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
House: I've got a full bladder, and I'm not afraid to use it.
International Air Dates:
The Netherlands: September 27, 2007 on SBS6 Greece: January 5, 2008 on Star Channel
The Czech Republic: March 10, 2008 on TV Nova
Germany: March 11, 2008 on RTL
Sweden: October 14, 2008 on TV4
Belgium: October 19, 2008 on 2BE
Music: "Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & The Sunshine Band, "Dimension" by Wolfmother, and "Superfly" by Curtis Mayfield.
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