House: You're thinking this'll be as interesting as Cat Man?
Dr. Wilson: His doctor was treating a heart attack. You diagnosed a cat allergy. Over the phone.
House: And (Wilson's) cousin doesn't like the diagnosis; I wouldn't either. Brain tumor, she's going to die, boring
Dr. Wilson: No wonder you're such a renowned diagnostician. You don't need to actually know anything to figure out what's wrong.
House: You're the oncologist. I'm just a lowly infectious diseases guy.
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