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Daniel: You want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? You act like you don't care about anyone, but here you are, saving lives.
House: Solving puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damage.
Daniel: Yeah, nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope. You want to believe, don't you?
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House: I detect a stink of leftover faith.
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Thirteen: We are adults. We can handle this. You just have to give us a chance.
House: No you are not. No you can't. And no, I don't.
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Dr. Cuddy: Are you doing anything Friday?
House: Taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic.
Dr. Cuddy: Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker?
House: Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one.
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House: (to Wilson) You're a wuss. Part wimp, part puss.
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Taub: (about Thirteen) She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure
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Kutner: God gave the Church and the kid free will. Their exercise of that free will hurt you, means you're just a victim of God's gift to mankind.
Daniel: Oh yeah, God wants life to have meaning. Life's meaningless without free will. With free will, there's already suffering. So God wants suffering. I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.
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Dr. Chase: Office romances are a bad idea. We beat some very long odds.
Dr. Cameron: Wow, why don't you save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
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Daniel: You want to believe, don't you?
House: Yeah, I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit.
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House: (to Cuddy) Hey, I was just talking about you. Not you specifically--whores and hypocrisy.
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Dr. Wilson: If you want to go, just go and act like a human being.
House: Wow, solid advice, except for two things. I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go and... (takes food from a kid's tray) I'm incapable of acting like a human being.
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Dr. Wilson: Any second thoughts about Cuddy?
House: Nope. But please, feel free to blather on.
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House: Religion is not the opiate of the masses, it's the placebo of the masses.
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Daniel: Einstein said, "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."
House: A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."