House: (examining stuffed animals) Which of these says "I want to sleep with you" more? Penguin or beaver? Beaver. Beaver. Beaver. You're right. It's too high school.
Dr. Foreman: So we're taking this case 'cause you're a fan? House: No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. We're taking this case 'cause I said so.
Dr. Cuddy: What's behind your back? House: Peace penguin. Dr. Cuddy: What room should I return it to? House: 243. I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina. Dr. Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine. I told you to hire a temporary replacement for Thirteen two weeks ago. House: I've been busy. Dr. Cuddy: Doing what? House: You.
Dr. Wilson: (about Cuddy) Huh. This is actually good, House. She's committing crimes. What does that tell you? House: I'm a horrible influence. Dr. Wilson: True. A horrible influence she's reaching out to. She's looking for ways to connect. Sure, they're self-destructive, juvenile, and insane, but so are you.
Alice: Why do you care about me? You think you know me because you read my books? House: No. I know pain. You think you can handle it and one day you can't. And when that happens, you either find reason to go on, or you don't.
Sam: I drove across town to treat a ribbon? House: That's why I prefer lying. It makes things easier.
Dr. Cuddy: You used a $3 million piece of hospital equipment so you could read a novel? House: Cool, right? Dr. Cuddy: Well, as your girlfriend, I'm impressed. As your boss, you're a jackass. Don't do it again. House: As your boyfriend, I thank you. As your employee, I resent you because I need this for my case. Dr. Cuddy: As your boss, you just got six more clinic hours next week.
Go-Cart Attendant: Are we ready, racers? On your marks, get set... and go away.
Dr. Cuddy: What is her problem? House: She hates Jews! Dr. Cuddy: Never... again.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm not gonna dump you because we like different food or books or music. On the other hand, I might dump you if you don't talk to me when you have a problem with our relationship. House: I know you believe that now, but the fact is... Dr. Cuddy: Who cares about common? Common is boring. I like being with you. You make me better. Hopefully, I make you better. What we have is... uncommon and I've never been happier.
Olivia Wilde is credited but doesn't appear.
International Airdates:
Canada: October 4, 2010 on Global
Bulgaria: October 8, 2010 on Nova TV
UK: October 17, 2010 on Sky One
Australia: October 20, 2010 on Channel Ten
Germany: April 19, 2011 on RTL
The Netherlands: August 4, 2011 on SBS 6
Sweden: September 13, 2011 on TV4
Czech Republic: September 19, 2011 on TV Nova
Poland: September 22, 2011 on TVP2
Slovakia: March 15, 2012 on STV1
House: Now don't you say that, you dirty birdie. Referencing Stephen King's novel Misery (1987). The expression is used as an expletive by the antagonist, Annie Wilkes, a former nurse who captures the author of her favorite romance novel character. When she learns that he plans to kill the character off, much as Alice does here, Annie forces the author to write a new novel with the character.
S 8 : Ep 22
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S 8 : Ep 20
Aired 5/7/12
S 8 : Ep 19
Aired 4/30/12
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