Special Guest Star
Voice of Ted, 2030
Throughout this episode, Marshall has different assignments due. However, in law school, generally you only have one exam at the end of the semester. Furthermore, while this may have been an advanced constitutional law class, Marshall calls it Constitutional Law which usually is a first-year class, not a third-year class.
In the scene where Ted talks to Lily and Robin about his boss and they can't stop laughing about his unintentional dick references, you can clearly see that Ted says "Shut up", but nothing is heard.
In the montage of Ted's boss being mean, there is one scene with Lily in his office. Behind him you can see the ball's case... without the ball. If all this was before Lily decided to take the ball, then it should have been there.
In the episode before this, when they are talking about where Lily can stay, Robin says that she would have her stay at her place, but she can't because she's allergic to dogs. However, in the beginning of this episode, Lily & Robin are at Robin's, and Lily is sitting there petting one of the dogs. Would someone allergic to dogs really be playing with a dog?
When Marshall says he needs to drink, he is pouring a beer in his glass and the barm of the beer is foaming. In the next scene, the barm is just still.
Marshall: I'd ask you how last night went, but we had a pop quiz today, and no one got higher than a C-!
Barney: I know, I know!
Marshall: You claim to have all this sex, I only assumed you'd be good at it.
Robin: It's her own form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?
Lily: That was the worst. This sales clerk was rude to Robin, so when he wasn't looking I took a pair of khakis.
Robin: I gave them to you for your birthday.
Ted: So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?
Lily: I prefer to think of them as justice khakis.
Druthers: (about the model trees Ted made) No good. Too green.
Ted: Too green?
Druthers: I want them to be more of a natural brown. Almost a burnette. Also, they need to be bushier.
Druthers: I want this tower to emerge from a thicket of unruly burnette bush. Can you picture it, Ted?
Ted: I can't unpicture it.
Barney: Tonight, just like John Mellencamp, I am going to get rid of the cougar once and for all.
Barney: Marshall, I've thought it over and I accept your challenge-
Marshall: I didn't challenge you to have sex-
Barney: Tomorrow, the cougar hunt begins.
Barney: Now the blouse. The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible, to captivate her prey. You're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce.
(Robin is making a toast to Ted at the bar)
Robin: To Ted, the youngest person to ever design a building over 70 stories, probably!
Everyone in the bar: Probably!
[Lily walks up to Ted at the office]
Lily: Mr. Druthers asked if you were making the trees or waiting for them to sprout on their own, stared at me until I laughed..
Barney: Let the hunt begin!
Marshall: Wait! I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law professor.
Barney: Who would you rather have grading your papers? A savage, man eating, jungle cat or a purring, satisfied kitty?
Marshall: Go Barney, go mount and stuff that cougar!
Mr. Druthers: Ted, I looked at your designs for the penthouse balcony, tell me, do you want to be an architect?
Ted: I..I am an architect.
Mr. Druthers: Really? Well my nephew plays with Lego, is he an architect?
(Marshall, Robin, Barney, and Ted are sitting in a Hawaiian restaurant. Lily walks up wearing a Hawaiian outfit and does not recognize them)
Lily: Welcome to Big Wave Luau may I tiki your drink order? (Sees them) Oh, crap..
Old Ted: Our client was a major bank and financial services company in Spokane. They wanted a modern skyscraper that still captured the distinct flavor and history of the northwest.
Mr. Druthers: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the Spokane National Bank building.
Client: That's a penis!
[Ted is showing Lily the model for the new skyscraper]
Lily: Wow, you weren't kidding, that really looks like a giant penis!
Ted: I know..
Marshal: I have never needed beer more than I do right now.
Ted: I thought you said your semester was gonna be a piece of cake, I remember because you were eating a piece of cake at the time and you said: "Dude, my semester is gonna be this."
Barney: Oh my god, incredible!
Lewis: Meh, C minus
Barney: C min-- what are you talking about I pulled an all-night-er
Lewis: You didn't budget your time well, you glossed over some of the most important points, and your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.
Ted: Give him his ball back right now! People are gonna get fired!
Lily: No, they're not! It's just a tantrum, Ted. I saw this in kindergarten all the time.
Ted: This isn't kindergarten. Mr. Druthers is an adult, and he wants his ball back!
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Art Direction for a Multi-Camera Series.
The German episode title is "Auf Safari", meaning "On Safari". The French title is "Leçon de justice", meaning "Lesson in Justice". The Italian title is "La giustizia secondo Lily", meaning "Justice According to Lily".
International Airdates: Czech Republic: January 13, 2010 on Prima COOL
The song that plays at the end is "We're #1" by The World Record
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