Robin: Um, when we were dating, did - did I make you feel needed? Barney: No, I never felt like you needed me at all. Robin: (sighs) That's what I thought. Um, I'm sorry. Barney: Wait, where are you going? That's a compliment! You're the least needy woman I've ever met. That's awesome! I mean, no guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky. You're your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I've ever banged.