How I Met Your Mother

Season 5 Episode 6

Bagpipes

7
Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 02, 2009 on CBS

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    • Barney: Well, now, I am the best at relationships. Even better than you and Lily.
      Marshall: Whoa, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes and you could play with the big boys. Adorable. Son, I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail while you were still playing Dave Matthews Band on yo mama's Casio. I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer rub with my hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile that will make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about baking microwave and fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but... thanks for your concern, rook'.

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