Robin: Say goodbye before you leave?
Ted: Her words exactly.
Barney: Dude, you are so in. A high-five doesn't even cut it. High-six! (Ted and Barney high-six)
Ted: She didn't see us high-six, did she?
Barney: Good, that was pretty lame.
Ted: Yeah, let's never do that again.
Lily: What if I can't have a baby? That… could happen. I could totally let you down. Has that thought not occurred to you?
Marshall: Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck… but the idea of you letting me down? That's impossible.
Lily: Marshall, woah! Wait. A big package just arrived.
Marshall: Yeah, it did.
Lily: No no, it's a real package from your dad.
Marshall: Okay, that's a little weird, but yeah, it is.
Lily: Barney, am I crazy? Marshall talks to his dad way too much.
Barney: (nervous chuckle) You don't want my opinion on that.
Lily: Why not?
Barney: If I had my dad's number, I would never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, Barney. That was really...
Barney: Whoa, check out who just walked in! A hottie with a body! (makes motorboat noises)
Music: George Harrison - "Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp (Let It Roll)"
International Airdates: United Kingdom: December 23, 2010 on E4; Germany: September 7, 2011 on ProSieben; Czech Republic: January 12, 2012 on Prima COOL
Barney comments a girl could be reading Are You There Barney? It's Me, Horny. This play's on Judy Blume's 1970 young adult novel Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.