Lily: Marshall, woah! Wait. A big package just arrived.
Marshall: Yeah, it did.
Lily: No no, it's a real package from your dad.
Marshall: Okay, that's a little weird, but yeah, it is.
Lily: Barney, am I crazy? Marshall talks to his dad way too much.
Barney: (nervous chuckle) You don't want my opinion on that.
Lily: Why not?
Barney: If I had my dad's number, I would never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, Barney. That was really...
Barney: Whoa, check out who just walked in! A hottie with a body! (makes motorboat noises)Lily: Brief.
International Airdates: United Kingdom: December 23, 2010 on E4; Germany: September 7, 2011 on ProSieben; Czech Republic: January 12, 2012 on Prima COOL
Barney comments a girl could be reading Are You There Barney? It's Me, Horny. This play's on Judy Blume's 1970 young adult novel Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.