How I Met Your Mother
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Season 7
- Ep 17No Pressure2/20/12
Ted tells Robin he still has feelings for her. Barney hunts for a secret of Marshall and Lily's.
- Ep 16The Drunk Train2/13/12
A weekend Vermont vacation with Marshall and Lily sees Robin and Kevin discuss getting serious. Meanwhile, Barney has an interesting blind date.
- Ep 15The Burning Beekeeper2/6/12
Ted's spat with Garrison Cootes, Barney'sencounter with acrazed divorcée, and Mickey's basement apiaryall throw kinks toMarshall and Lily's housewarming party.
- Ep 1446 Minutes1/16/12
Lily and Marshall's plan to officially move to the suburbs hits a snag when Lily's father refuses to leave. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang hits a strip club.
- Ep 13Tailgate1/2/12
Marshall tailgates at his father's grave to keep a tradition alive. Ted and Barney start their own bar. Robin's pressed into service when Sandy is too drunk to be on the air.
- Ep 12Symphony of Illumination12/5/11
Robin receives bad news and tries to hide it from the gang. Marshall hopes to make his home's Christmas decorations the best in the neighborhood.
- Ep 11The Rebound Girl11/21/11
Ted and Barney considers the pros and cons of raising a baby together. Meanwhile, Robin hopes to dissuade Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.
- Ep 10Tick Tick Tick11/14/11
Barney and Robin decide whether to keep their one night stand a secret from Nora and Kevin. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang goes to a "-palooza" concert.
- Ep 9Disaster Averted11/7/11
The gang recounts their actions when Hurricane Irene bore down on New York City. Meanwhile, Barney seeks a way to stop wearing the ducky tie.
- Ep 8The Slutty Pumpkin Returns10/31/11
Ted finally meets the mystery girl from the slutty pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney is stunned to discover he's part Canadian, and Lily's pregnancy affects her thinking. - Ep 7Noretta10/24/11
Everyone realizes their significant other reminds them of one of their parents, while Barney and Nora have a date where everything seems to go wrong. - Ep 6Mystery Vs. History10/17/11
Kevin is aghast at the gang's meddling when Ted decides to go on a date without looking her up on the Internet. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily confront whether to learn the sex of their fetus. - Ep 5Field Trip10/10/11
Ted takes his architecture class on a field trip. Meanwhile, Marshall feels Garrison is too soft in his legal dealings, and Robin starts dating her former therapist. - Ep 4The Stinson Missile Crisis10/3/11
Robin recounts to a therapist the events that led her to his office. Meanwhile, Ted tries to help Lily and Marshall withtheir pregnancy too much.
- Ep 3The Ducky Tie9/27/11
- Ep 2The Naked Truth9/19/11
Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball. - Ep 1The Best Man9/19/11
As Barney gets ready for his wedding, a flashback to Punchy's wedding has Robin wrestling with whether or not to reveal she still has feelings for him and Marshall and Lily trying to keep their pregnancy secret.
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Season 6
- Ep 24Challenge Accepted5/16/11
Barney and Robin feel the urge to reconnect themselves when trying to stop Ted from getting back together with Zoey. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall nervously await his expected case of food poisoning. - Ep 23Landmarks5/9/11
Ted has to decide whether to openly declare the Arcadian to be a landmark, knowing one choice will further his career at the expense of his relationship with Zoe… and vice versa. - Ep 22The Perfect Cocktail5/2/11
Robin and Lily try to create the perfect cocktail to diffuse an argument over the Arcadian between Barney and Marshall. Meanwhile, Ted prepares for a weekend getaway with Zoey. - Ep 21Hopeless4/18/11
Barney tries to impress Jerry by having the gang pretend to have more exciting jobs to make them seem more interesting. Meanwhile, Robin has a surprise encounter with a crush from years past. - Ep 20The Exploding Meatball Sub4/11/11
Marshall resigns from GNB to volunteer for the environment, much to Lily and Barney's dismay. Ted and Zoey have conflicting views on the Arcadian's future. - Ep 19Legendaddy3/21/11
Barney meets his father and is shocked by the differences in their lives. The rest of the gang learn their "gaps", knowledge they should have by now, but don't. - Ep 18A Change Of Heart2/28/11
Barney is frightened by his growing feelings for Nora. Robin's new boyfriend exhibits canine tendencies. - Ep 17Garbage Island2/21/11
Marshall regains his desire to help the environment, Ted encounters The Captain, and Robin wants Barney to admit his feelings for his Valentine's Day date, Nora. - Ep 16Desperation Day2/14/11
Barney names February 13th "Desperation Day" in honor of desperately lonely women. Meanwhile, Marshall is surprised by a visit from Lily, Ted and Zoey work through their feelings for one another, and Robin gets together with her girlfriends. - Ep 15Oh Honey2/7/11
When Ted is fixed up with Zoey's cousin, it leads to her naivety earning her the nickname "Honey" and Ted realizing he has feelings for Zoey. Meanwhile, Barney tries to get to know Honey better himself. - Ep 14Last Words1/17/11
The gang heads to Minnesota for Marvin's funeral, helping however they can and each pondering what the last words from their father would be if he died right now. Meanwhile, Marshall is agitated upon discovering his high school bully will be the minister for the service. - Ep 13Bad News1/3/11
Marshall and Lily see a fertility specialist who bears a striking resemblance to Barney. Robin begins her research job at Worldwide News, but is shocked to discover Sandy Rivers works there and mortified when he reveals her embarrassing past. - Ep 12False Positive12/13/10
The gang enters self-reflection due to Marshall and Lily's false positive on a pregnancy test: Robin contemplates the easy high-profile game show job or the serious low-profile news job, Barney chooses between giving or receiving, and Ted gears up to be Punchy's best man. - Ep 11The Mermaid Theory12/6/10
As Ted and Zoey test whether a guy and a married woman can be friends, he tries to befriend her husband as well. Marshall and Robin try hanging out alone. Barney and Lily have a spat. - Ep 10Blitzgiving11/22/10
When a night of partying with bad-luck pal The Blitz ends up ruining Ted's planned Thanksgiving feast, the gang ends up celebrating at Zoey's. - Ep 9Glitter11/15/10
Barney's obtaining an episode of Space Teens, the Canadian show that created the Robin Sparkles character, leads the gang to find out why Robin no longer talks to her co-star, Jessica Glitter. Meanwhile, Robin is fed up with Lily's incessant baby talk, and Ted's Ohio friend Punchy drops by unexpectedly. - Ep 8Natural History11/8/10
When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain, while Barney and Robin entertain themselves by touching as many of the museum's "Do Not Touch" exhibits as they can. Lily is aghast to learn Marshall plans to accept a long-term contract with GNB.moreless - Ep 7Canning Randy11/1/10
Marshall doesn't want to fire Randy, despite his continued incompetence. Zoey signs up for Ted's class and gets his students on her side of the fight to save the hotel being torn down for the new GNB headquarters. The gang tries to learn why Robin was amidst other women doing the post-Halloween 'walk of shame'.moreless - Ep 6Baby Talk10/25/10
Marshall and Lily teach themselves methods to control the sex of the baby they're trying to conceive. Robin can't stand how her new co-anchor acts like a child—and how much guys seem to dig it. - Ep 5Architect of Destruction10/18/10
Ted is approached by a beautiful girl who's upset about the landmark hotel to be torn down to make way for the new GNB headquarters he's designing. Marshall has trouble concentrating on anything else after finding out his friend Max has a small penis. - Ep 4Subway Wars10/11/10
Robin sets out to prove she's now a bona fide New Yorker by racing the gang to a downtown restaurant where Woody Allen is rumored to be. - Ep 3Unfinished10/4/10
Barney uses his tricks normally used to land women to try to get Ted to take a job designing a new building for GNB. Meanwhile, Robin 'drunk dials' Don. - Ep 2Cleaning House9/27/10
While helping their mother pack up her house, Barney and James find a letter that will let one of them meet his father. Robin sets Ted up on a blind date, but sets expectations he can't meet. - Ep 1Big Days9/20/10
Ted runs into Cindy, the girl he dated who rooms with his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is still crushed over Don's decision to take a job in Chicago, and Marshall can't stop talking about wanting to have a baby.
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Season 5
- Ep 24Doppelgangers5/24/10
Lily and Marshall seem to keep seeing Barney's doppelgänger, their agreed upon sign to try to get pregnant. Robin gets an offer for an anchor position in Chicago and is torn between accepting it or staying in New York with Don. - Ep 23The Wedding Bride5/17/10
Ted, while awaiting the inevitable discovery of what emotional baggage his new girlfriend surely carries, discovers the movie he's taken her to see is based on his relationship with Stella—but with him as the bad guy. - Ep 22Robots Vs. Wrestlers5/10/10
Crashing a snobby high-society party allows Ted to show off how pretentiously intellectual he can be, while Marshall and Lily's baby talk and Robin being off with Don leaves Barney worrying for the future of the gang. - Ep 21Twin Beds5/3/10
A weekend away having to sleep in twin beds makes Marshall and Lily realize they might help their home life. Robin's possible co-habitation with Don makes both Ted and Barney realize they may want her back. - Ep 20Home Wreckers4/19/10
Ted's repulsed by how erotically his mother's fiancé talks about her, and their wedding spurs him to take drastic action. Marshall reveals crazy things he's done and has everyone guess if he was drunk or a kid. - Ep 19Zoo or False4/12/10
Marshall's mugging leads to Lily thinking a gun will solve her safety worries—and to him trying to come up with a way to stop her. Robin is dissatisfied with the quality of her interview show guests. - Ep 18Say Cheese3/22/10
Lily's furious when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner, and a review of her photo album shows all the girls Ted's brought to events because he thought they were "the one". Meanwhile, Robin desperately tries to take a bad picture of Barney. - Ep 17Of Course3/8/10
Robin consults a self-help guru to help resolve her anger towards Barney and his behavior during their break-up. - Ep 16Hooked3/1/10
The rest of the gang hopes to make Ted realize he's being strung along by a girl named Tiffany, remembering their own similar situations in the process. Meanwhile, Barney's thrilled when he learns she's a pharmaceutical sales rep, the current 'hot girl' occupation. - Ep 15Rabbit or Duck2/8/10
Marshall and Lily set up Ted with one of Barney's discards from his Super Bowl plea for phone calls as a Valentine's Day date. Meanwhile, Robin's invited to a party by a Don, which she suspects is really a date. - Ep 14The Perfect Week2/1/10
Depressed over their own lousy weeks—Marshall and Lily were outed as toothrush sharers, Ted mistook a student's name for a gag, and a guy won't call Robin for a second date—the rest of the gang cheer Barney on towards a "perfect week": seven girls in seven days with no rejections. - Ep 13Jenkins1/18/10
When Marshall's co-worker Jenkins kisses him, he can't get Lily to believe it happened. Robin discovers she's the subject of a drinking game played by people watching her talk show. - Ep 12Girls Vs. Suits1/11/10
Barney chooses between wearing suits and sleeping with a sexy bartender. Meanwhile, Ted dates a student from Columbia and reveals she's the roommate of his future wife. - Ep 11Last Cigarette Ever12/14/09
The gang tries to kick the smoking habit. Meanwhile, Robin deals with her new co-anchor at Channel 1, who's clearly given up on the job. - Ep 10The Window12/7/09
Ted's neighbor Maggie, that he's wanted to date for years, has finally broken up with her boyfriend, putting her back on the market. A letter written to himself when he was 15 reinforces Marshall's shame that he's become a corporate tool. - Ep 9Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap11/23/09
On Thanksgiving, Barney's on high alert after a slap that must be used by sundown is bequeathed to Ted and Robin by Marshall. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father suddenly arrives. - Ep 8The Playbook11/16/09
Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene following his breakup with Robin, incensing Lily in the process. - Ep 7The Rough Patch11/9/09
Ted and Marshall turn to Lily to break up a clearly miserable Barney and Robin after their own plan fails. - Ep 6Bagpipes11/2/09
Barney convinces Marshall to stand up to Lily's desire he wash all dirty dishes immediately, getting them into a major fight. Ted and Robin deal with upstairs neighbors continually having sex. - Ep 5Duel Citizenship10/19/09
Facing deportation, Robin decides to become a U.S. citizen, but she can't seem to let go of her Canadian heritage. Ted and Marshall take a road trip to Chicago, but Lily's decision to join up spoils the fun. - Ep 4The Sexless Innkeeper10/12/09
When a girl comes home with Ted from MacLaren's, but merely sleeps and leaves, Barney breaks the news that he's been used for a place to crash. Robin and Barney become the latest to suffer through an awkward "couples night" at Marshall and Lily's. - Ep 3Robin 10110/5/09
Robin thinks Barney is cheating on her, but learns he's actually getting "Robin 101" classes from Ted. Marshall tries to give away his barrel, Mabel, by leaving it on the sidewalk, but is miffed that no one seems interested. - Ep 2Double Date9/28/09
Ted realizes his blind date is the same girl he had a blind date with seven years prior, and they use the opportunity to try to learn what they do wrong on first dates. Meanwhile, Barney and Marshall discover a Lily look-alike at a strip clubthe "third doppelgnger" for a member of the gang they've found so far.moreless - Ep 1Definitions9/21/09
The rest of the gang uncovers Barney and Robin's clandestine romance. Ted fights his nerves over his impending teaching debut at Columbia.
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Season 4
- Ep 24The Leap5/18/09
As his 31st birthday nears, an all-nighter to try to get business has Ted realizing he may need to pursue another career than architecture. Meanwhile, Marshall tries to get him up to a rooftop surprise party. - Ep 23As Fast As She Can5/11/09
Ted continues trying to land a client for Mosbius Designs, and when Tony tries to help nothing goes as planned—for either of them. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket. - Ep 22Right Place Right Time5/4/09
Ted explains to his future kids how a series of unrelated events led to a chance encounter with a former girlfriend. Barney makes the 200th notch in his bedpost. Marshall goes overboard when he discovers GNB has a department that can make him charts and graphs. - Ep 21The Three Days Rule4/27/09
When Ted violates the 'three days rule' by continually texting with a girl he's just met, Barney and Marshall retaliate by impersonating her. - Ep 20Mosbius Designs4/13/09
Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but all he helps himself to is Robin. Meanwhile, news of impending layoffs at GNB has Marshall looking for a schtick to make him indispensible. - Ep 19Murtaugh3/30/09
Barney attempts to complete in a single day all the tasks from a list Ted made to prove the gang's not too old to do them. Meanwhile, he challenges Ted to complete a list of things they're too young to do yet. - Ep 18Old King Clancy3/23/09
Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled. The gang try to decipher the story of a celebrity encounter Robin once had. - Ep 17The Front Porch3/16/09
Ted is shocked to learn that Lily is responsible for many of his breakups with ex-girlfriends—including Karen. Meanwhile, Marshall defends his wearing of a nightgown to bed. - Ep 16Sorry, Bro3/9/09
Ted's college girlfriend reenters his life and leaves Marshall and Lily remembering how much they hated her, while Barney tries to steer the storytelling towards Marshall's forgetting his pants at work that day. - Ep 15The Stinsons3/2/09
Suspecting he has a secret girlfriend, the gang follows Barney when he leaves MacLaren's and discovers he seemingly has been keeping a family secret from them. - Ep 14The Possimpible2/2/09
Robin relies on a video résumé prepared by Barney to land a job in broadcasting before facing deportation back to Canada. Marshall suffers from 'dancer's hip'. - Ep 13Three Days Of Snow1/19/09
A blizzard hits New York City, threatening a tradition of Marshall and Lily's and leaving Ted and Barney to keep MacLaren's doors open. - Ep 12Benefits1/12/09
Robin and Ted explore "friends with benefits" while living together. Marshall has trouble with a few reality TV stars. - Ep 11Little Minnesota12/15/08
Marshall takes Robin to a bar with a Minnesota theme. Ted attempts to keep his visiting sister away from Barney. - Ep 10The Fight12/8/08
Ted—to prove he's not a milquetoast—and Barney—to impress Robin—pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth at MacLaren's. - Ep 9The Naked Man11/24/08
The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch. - Ep 8Woooo!11/17/08
A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ. - Ep 7Not a Father's Day11/10/08
Barney creates a holiday to celebrate not being a father. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily first wants advice from Ted and Robin. - Ep 6Happily Ever After11/3/08
A chance sighting of Stella leads to the gang contemplating ways in which they'd handle an unwanted encounter with a person from their past. - Ep 5Shelter Island10/20/08
Deciding to wed in three days, Ted and Stella suddenly see their plans shattered by exes. - Ep 4Intervention10/13/08
When Ted is packing his stuff for his move to New Jersey, he discovers that the gang was going to hold an intervention for his engagement to Stella and demands they hold it anyway. - Ep 3I Heart NJ10/6/08
When Stella's babysitter cancels, a night out turns into the gang hanging out at her place, and Ted talks up New Jersey—until he learns Stella wants him to move there after marriage. - Ep 2The Best Burger in New York9/29/08
A "burger-mad" Marshall is on a quest to find the place where he ate the first hamburger he ever had in New York. - Ep 1Do I Know You?9/22/08
Stella has to give Ted an answer. Barney wants to say something to Robin.
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Season 3
- Ep 20Miracles5/19/08
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives. - Ep 19Everything Must Go5/12/08
Marshall and Lily need money to fix their apartment's crooked floor. Meanwhile, Barney and Abby go to the bar to flaunt their relationship in Ted's face. - Ep 18Rebound Bro5/5/08
Barney gets a new wingman, and Ted discusses taking the next step with Stella. - Ep 17The Goat4/28/08
After Barney sleeps with Robin he hires help to find a loop hole in "The Bro Code" that will let him off the hook. - Ep 16Sandcastles in the Sand4/21/08
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. As Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia, Ted spends more time with Stella. - Ep 15The Chain Of Screaming4/14/08
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him. - Ep 14The Bracket3/31/08
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is. - Ep 13Ten Sessions3/24/08
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby. - Ep 12No Tomorrow3/17/08
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin. - Ep 11The Platinum Rule12/10/07
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea. Marshall and Lily want a couple to be friends with. Barney's last venture endangers the group's hangout. - Ep 10The Yips11/26/07
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form. Marshall deals with a taskmaster of a trainer at a gym. - Ep 9Slapsgiving11/19/07
As Marshall and Lily prepare to host their first Thanksgiving as husband and wife, Barney eyes Marshall's Slap Bet Countdown Clock website with dread. Marshall has a gift for everyone. - Ep 8Spoiler Alert11/12/07
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed - Ep 7Dowisetrepla11/5/07
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt; Barney claims to love commitment to seduce a girl - Ep 6I'm Not That Guy10/29/07
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name - Ep 5How I Met Everyone Else10/22/07
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale. - Ep 4Little Boys10/15/07
Barney and Ted fight over getting the same girl; Robin pretends to like her new boyfriend's son - Ep 3Third Wheel10/8/07
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation. - Ep 2We're Not From Here10/1/07
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael. Marshall and Lily prepare letters to each other to be read after their death. - Ep 1Wait For It...9/24/07
We pick up from last year. Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn/learned something major about 'the Mother'.
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Season 2
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Season 1
