How I Met Your Mother

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Episode Guide

  • Season 1
    • Pilot
      Episode 1
      9/19/05
      8.9
      When Ted's best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily, Ted realizes he'd better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Ted soon meets Robin in a neighborhood bar, immediately becomes smitten and scores a first date. But when Ted can hardly wait to see her again, his eagerness threatens to scare her away.moreless
    • Purple Giraffe
      Episode 2
      9/26/05
      8.7
      In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.
    • 10/3/05
      8.8
      Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law, and visiting the Liberty Bell.
    • 10/10/05
      8.8
      Ted's outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into sacrificing her job by saying completely outlandish things on air live for a cash reward.
    • Okay Awesome
      Episode 5
      10/17/05
      8.9
      Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin, whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more "grown-up" activities, as they draw slowly nearer to their wedding.
    • Slutty Pumpkin
      Episode 6
      10/24/05
      8.8
      Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin, whom he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving her new boyfriend away with her independent ways.
    • Matchmaker
      Episode 7
      11/7/05
      8.7
      When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer, Ted pays a visit to a very cute, but taken, dermatologist in an effort to prove the prediction wrong that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of a critter.moreless
    • The Duel
      Episode 8
      11/14/05
      8.9
      As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall that when he and Lily are married, he wants the apartment. The problem is that Marshall wants to keep the place too, so they settle it like real "grown-ups" -- launching into a sword fight that leaves one man down for the count.moreless
    • 11/21/05
      8.8
      Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to Thanksgiving dinner at her future in-laws' house.
    • 11/28/05
      8.9
      After being forced into knocking back five shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.moreless
    • The Limo
      Episode 11
      12/19/05
      8.9
      Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.
    • The Wedding
      Episode 12
      1/9/06
      8.8
      Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
    • Drumroll, Please
      Episode 13
      1/23/06
      8.9

      Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.

    • Zip, Zip, Zip
      Episode 14
      2/6/06
      8.9
      After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
    • Game Night
      Episode 15
      2/27/06
      8.9
      A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment.
    • Cupcake
      Episode 16
      3/6/06
      8.7
      Things are going great with Ted and Victoria's relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily set out to purchase their wedding outfits and find out that neither can afford what they bought.
    • 3/20/06
      8.8
      Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his Barney-like coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria while he hasn't sent her anything.
    • 4/10/06
      8.8
      Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends and has Victoria on his mind.
    • Mary the Paralegal
      Episode 19
      4/24/06
      8.9
      Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report, and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally, Ted is opposed to the idea of just trying to save face in front of Robin, but when she shows up with a date he changes his mind. Robin asks Mary lots of questions, and Ted begins to really like Mary, despite her occupation.moreless
    • Best Prom Ever
      Episode 20
      5/1/06
      8.9
      Lily, Barney, and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception. In order to get in, Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who were going alone. Ted and Marshall are back at the apartment where they are preparing the invitations to be sent out.moreless
    • Milk
      Episode 21
      5/8/06
      8.8
      When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.
    • Come On
      Episode 22
      5/15/06
      8.9
      Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily's interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.
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  • Season 4
  • Season 5
  • Season 6
  • Season 7
  • Season 8
  • Season 9