When Barney asks is the video of Robin Sparkles is a porn movie, he moves as if to slap Marshall, and Marshall flinches. This is fallout from the original "slap bet" in which Barney bet that Robin's big secret was an appearance in a porn film. If this had been a porn film, Barney would have earned the right to slap Marshall (possibly more than once, given the "Slapsgivings" that had occurred since the original bet).
Alan Thicke: If Robin's beaver devours six inches of wood every half-hour, and Jessica's beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both of these beavers well-fed all weekend long?
Jessica Glitter: Great job using long division to catch that space burglar, eh?
Robin Sparkles: What can I say? He'll be in galactic jail for the remainder of his life.
Robin: Just watch it without me!
Barney: Two dudes sitting on the couch watching porn? That's kind of weird.
Robin: It's not porn, it's a kid's show.
Ted: Two dudes watching a kid show might be worse.
Barney: Seriously, dude. he has got to go! You need to be like, You are the weakest link - goodbye, Punchy the tribe has spoken, please packup your knives and go, your work of art didn't work for us, your times up!, I have to ask you to leave the mansion, you must leave the chateau, your tour ends here, you've been chopped -
Ted: Okay, yeah I know..
Barney: - you've been evicted from the Big Brother house, your dessert just didn't measure up, sachet away!, give me a jacket and leave hells kitchen, I'm sorry, you did not get a rose, you have been eliminated from the race, you are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model, You're Fired!, Auf Wiedersehen!
Barney: Madam, that is an insult that cannot be ignored! I demand satisfaction!
Robin: What, are we gonna duel?
Barney: No, I'm gonna show everyone this embarrassing video of you. It's Robin Sparkles 3, ya'll!
Lily: How did you find Glitter?
Marshall: Simple, really. I used my powers of deduction. I knew Glitter used to be a key-tarist, basically a piano. I just made a list of the all keyboard-based occupations, cross-matched them..
Jessica Glitter: His friend Barney looked me up, hoping to buy my Space Teens costume.
Robin: You do not get to hear the beaver song! It is a sweet song about friendship, and you guys are being disgusting. Beavers are adorable!
Barney: No arguments here.
Barney: Where do I know this song from?
Robin: Oh my god, it's the beaver song. Which one of you put this on here? (Sees Glitter)
Glitter: (Singing) Hey, beaver, come on. When you feel alone, just pick up that phone. And I'll be there to share my ice cream
Robin: (Starts singing with her) Cone. We're licking side by side
Barney: Wow, this is so dirty.
Marshall: Come on, Barney. It's a sweet song about friendship.
Ted: Yeah dude, come on. (Hits Punchy in the arm)
Robin and Glitter: (Singing) Two beavers are better than one! Ba da da da da. Two beavers are better than one! They're twice the fun! Ask anyone! A beaver can't be second to none... two beavers are better than one!
International Airdates: United Kingdom: February 17, 2011 on E4; Australia: March 3, 2011 on Channel 7; Germany: October 5, 2011 on ProSieben; Czech Republic: January 26, 2012 on Prima COOL
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