How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 9

Alan Thicke: If Robin's beaver devours six inches of wood every half-hour, and Jessica's beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both of these beavers well-fed all weekend long?

Jessica Glitter: Great job using long division to catch that space burglar, eh?
Robin Sparkles: What can I say? He'll be in galactic jail for the remainder of his life.

Robin: Just watch it without me!
Barney: Two dudes sitting on the couch watching porn? That's kind of weird.
Robin: It's not porn, it's a kid's show.
Ted: Two dudes watching a kid show might be worse.

Barney: Seriously, dude. he has got to go! You need to be like, You are the weakest link - goodbye, Punchy the tribe has spoken, please packup your knives and go, your work of art didn't work for us, your times up!, I have to ask you to leave the mansion, you must leave the chateau, your tour ends here, you've been chopped -
Ted: Okay, yeah I know..
Barney: - you've been evicted from the Big Brother house, your dessert just didn't measure up, sachet away!, give me a jacket and leave hells kitchen, I'm sorry, you did not get a rose, you have been eliminated from the race, you are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model, You're Fired!, Auf Wiedersehen!

Barney: Madam, that is an insult that cannot be ignored! I demand satisfaction!
Robin: What, are we gonna duel?
Barney: No, I'm gonna show everyone this embarrassing video of you. It's Robin Sparkles 3, ya'll!

Lily: How did you find Glitter?
Marshall: Simple, really. I used my powers of deduction. I knew Glitter used to be a key-tarist, basically a piano. I just made a list of the all keyboard-based occupations, cross-matched them..
Jessica Glitter: His friend Barney looked me up, hoping to buy my Space Teens costume.

Robin: You do not get to hear the beaver song! It is a sweet song about friendship, and you guys are being disgusting. Beavers are adorable!
Barney: No arguments here.