Josh Radnor |
Ted Mosby |
Neil Patrick Harris |
Barney Stinson |
Jason Segel |
Marshall Eriksen |
Alyson Hannigan |
Lily Aldrin |
Cobie Smulders |
Robin Scherbatsky |
Harry Groener |
Clint |
Guest Star |
Gary Anthony Williams |
Inspector |
Guest Star |
Koby Rouviere |
Ten-Year-Old Marshall |
Guest Star |
Bob Saget |
Voice of Ted, 2030 |
Recurring Role |
Lyndsy Fonseca |
Daughter |
Recurring Role |
David Henrie |
Son |
Recurring Role |
Ted: I'm gonna put a grill out here. Every Sunday, right here, it's gonna be a total sausage fest.
Lily: Ted, this house is going to take years of work and a small fortune to make livable.
Ted: I'm an architect, I'll find a way. And if I start right now, hopefully it'll be ready by the time me and the wifey are ready to move in. (long pause)
Barney: Is she in the room with us right now, Ted?
Marshall: Did [the inspector] say he found a hobo?
Ted: Okay, yes, there are problems, but I see this house for what I know it can be. I see a swing on that tree. I see a wreath on the door at Christmas. I see a grill on the patio where I'll be barbecuing every Sunday. I see this house for a life I know I can have. (inspector falls through ceiling)
Barney: I see a lawsuit!
Lily: What do you mean, you bought this house?
Ted: I mean, I made a bid online, I won the auction the next day, and got approval! I just finalized the paperwork.
Barney: And was the Blair Witch easy to deal with, or did she haggle over the closing cost?
Marshall: Don't even joke about that, man!
Future Ted: I didn't give up on my dream house, because that's the thing about stupid decisions; we all make them, but time is funny and sometimes a little magical. It can take a stupid decision, and turn it into something else entirely. Because kids, as you know, that house... is this house.
Home Inspector: I finished downstairs and the outside. Now, I could keep looking and see what else I can find besides the black mold, the damaged retaining wall, the frayed electrical wires, the lead paint, the water damage, the fire damage, the sun damage, the broken furnace, the rotted floorboards—hey, look at that, no termites—the cracked chimney, the bats, the rats, the spiders, the raccoons, the hobo, the detached gutter, the outdated fuse box, and the paint job in the kitchen, which is fine, but the trim really clashes with the counter tops. Or, I could just recommend that you do not buy this godforsaken Guantanamo-Bay of a house and suggest that we all get our asses out of here before a medium-sized wind blows the whole sumbitch down.
The Italian episode title is "Demolitore di case", an exact translation.
International Airdates: United Kingdom: October 7, 2010 on E4; India: November 1, 2010 on Star World; Czech Republic: January 5, 2011 on Prima COOL; Germany: February 16, 2011 on ProSieben; Slovakia: November 29, 2011 on JOJ Plus
Music: "Night Moves" by Bob Seger; "Our House" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
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S 8 : Ep 22
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S 8 : Ep 21
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