Alyson Hannigan |
Lily Aldrin |
Jason Segel |
Marshall Eriksen |
Neil Patrick Harris |
Barney Stinson |
Cobie Smulders |
Robin Scherbatsky |
Josh Radnor |
Ted Mosby |
Shammy Dee |
Matisse |
Guest Star |
Edward Kiniry-Ostro |
Brian |
Guest Star |
Michael Kagan |
Joel Adams |
Guest Star |
Bob Saget |
Voice of Ted, 2030 |
Recurring Role |
Sarah Chalke |
Stella Zinman |
Recurring Role |
Darcy Rose Byrnes |
Lucy |
Recurring Role |
When Ted goes to talk to Stella to apologize, he checks the living room. Sitting on the couch is a Magna Doodle that wasn't there in the previous scene. On it are the symbols for peace, love and happiness.
When at Stella's house in New Jersey, Stella sends Ted to the PriceCo., a members-only warehouse store, to purchase beer. However, in New Jersey, beer can only be purchased at locations that have a "liquor license" for the sale of package goods, such as a bar or liquor store. In New Jersey, Ted would not be able to purchase beer at a warehouse store or supermarket.
Stella: Springsteen.
Ted: Sinatra.
Stella: Yeah, he's from Hoboken... New Jersey.
Ted: But what city is he singing about? It's not Seacaucus, Seacaucus!
Lily: But Marshall, you love New York!
Marshall: Yeah, I do, except that I hate it! I'm too big for New York, okay! I'm always trying to fit into cramped little subway seats, or duck under doorways that were built 150 years ago. "Hey, guess what, people are bigger now! Build bigger doorways! What the hell is wrong with you?" And it's so loud. All the time. Yes, I know it's the city that never sleeps, but guess what? I like to sleep! I've been tired for eight years! Tired and scared, with black and blue marks on my elbows from trying to fit into all these tiny elf doorways! New Jersey's great! It's got huge stores, and lawns, and you never have to carry a cup again! For the rest of your life! I'm not afraid to say it: I love New Jersey! (sees Lily's face) I'm just kidding.
Marshall: (watching Robin's speech) Why does she sound like an idiot? Is she having a stroke?
Ted: Yeah, a stroke of genius. Her speech is really good.
Robin: With one eye on the horizon, one eye on the truth, and one eye on all of you.
Lily: You wrote it for her, didn't you?
Ted: It's a modified version of the speech I gave when I had to leave the swim team due to a chronic inner ear situation.
Marshall: I thought you were the towel boy.
Ted: It's part of the team!
Marshall: Maybe New Jersey's not that bad. Stella has a lawn, you could get a riding lawn mower! They sell 'em over there, I saw one with a cup holder! I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder! I even saw a hammock with a cup holder! You move to New Jersey, you never have to hold a cup again!
Ted: I don't think I have as big a problem with holding cups as you do.
Lily: Look, Stella, I understand that coming from New Jersey you don't picture yourself loving New York. But trust me, Marshall didn't expect to and now he wouldn't think of living anywhere else.
Marshall: I hate New York! I'm sorry, but it's true! Today I was walking around PriceCo. Have you ever been there? It's huge! All the stores in New York are so cramped. Every time I turn, I knock something over. I'm like some huge monster who came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas!
Stella: People are nice in New Jersey. It's the kind of place where you know your neighbors.
Ted: I know my neighbors!
Stella: Really? Like who?
Ted: Right across the hall I got Clacks...pa...ma.
Stella: Clackspama?
Lily: His name is Paxton.
Ted: Love that dude!
Lily: Ted, if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I'll haunt you forever.
Ted: But if I murder you and bury somewhere else?
Lily: Hey, I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you had your reasons.
Lily: You hated that job.
Robin: It wasn't that bad.
Lily: What did they make you call Tropical Storm Hector when they said it was raining "cats and dogs?"
Robin: A furricane.
Marshall: Hey, Ted, "Rock Me Like a Furricane".
The German episode title is "Ich liebe New Jersey", the French title is "J'adore le New Jersey", and the Italian title is "Amo il New Jersey", all meaning "I Love New Jersey".
International Airdates: Australia: February 9, 2009 on Network 7; Germany: December 5, 2009 on ProSieben; United Kingdom: December 31, 2009 on E4/E4 HD; Czech Republic: October 26, 2010 on Prima COOL
Music: "Jersey Girl (Live)" by Bruce Springsteen (Ted reads Lucy a bedtime story)
Robin has to get to the TV station in 30 minutes, and a ticking clock appears as an inter-title, playing on the device used by 24.
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