How I Met Your Mother

Season 5 Episode 11

Last Cigarette Ever

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Dec 14, 2009 on CBS

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    • Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans—sometimes those two overlap—coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course—wait for it 'cause Lord knows I have—pregnancy scares.
      Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
      Barney: I'm always pre-coital, Ted.

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