How I Met Your Mother

Barney (to Marshall): Look at you. You suited in an unmistakably upward direction.

Barney: Marshall, I should feel tremors of psych-itude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Marshall: Wow, that was really specific.

Barney: (To Marshall) You're different. Now I suppose you could learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake you are or you could change your entire personality – which is just so much easier!

Lily:(shows Marshall new painting) What do you think? Marshall: Steak Sauce! Lily: Steak Sauce? Marshall: Yea!

Lily: So if those guys pressure you to smoke, what do you say? Marshall: "Only when I'm drunk." Lily: Good boy.

Office Jerk 1: Nice tie! Steak sauce! Office Jerk 2: Ohhhhhhh, steakkk sauce! Marshall: (looks at tie for stain on his tie) Barney:Marshall, sidebar. Your tie is steak sauce. A1? Get it? Office Jerk 1: Ok, Erickson, let's get to work. It's 2am and it's raining outside, *ding dong* what? The Doorbell? Oh, hello, Jessica Alba in a trench coat and nothing else, but wait, *knock knock*, somebody is at the back door Marshall: I don't have a back door Office Jerk 1:Oh my gosh, Jessica Simpson, what a surprise. 2 Jessicas, you gotta pick one, what do you do? Go! Marshall: Right, well, I'm engaged. Office Jerk 1: Fiancée is out of town, what do you do? Go! Marshall:We're still engaged. Office Jerk 1: Ok, fiancée is dead, hit by a bus, what do you? Go!

Marshall: I want to give you the package. Lily: The package? You've already given me the package, you've got a great package, Marshall, I love your package. Marshall: Lily, you are the most incredible woman I know. You deserve a big package. Lily: Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Marshall Erickson, but you've got a huge package! (Marshall turns around at bar to see hot girl eying him up and smiling fiendishly)

Lily: I made you a sack lunch. (giggles) Marshall: I love you because, one, you made me a sack lunch, and two, you laugh every time you say the word "sack."