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Barney: Emmitt Smith! Thank God!
Emmett Smith: I get that a lot.
Barney: You gotta tell me! Who won the Super Bowl last night?
Emmett Smith: The game was last night? You know, once you win two or three of those, it's like...eh.
Barney: But you're Emmitt Smith! What could be more important than the Super Bowl?
Emmett Smith: Dance, my friend. Dance.
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Marshall: Check this out. I got extorted by a five-year-old today.
Robin: I almost got fired today.
Barney: I met Emmett Smith today.
Lily: Ooh, you go first!
Ted: I tried out the sense-decimeter 5000 today!
Lily: Yeah, go ahead Barney.
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Ted: So wait, a funeral is the only time a year when you don't suit up?
Barney: Ted, have I taught you nothing?
Ted: Virtually.
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Barney: Ted, take this key and swallow it!
Ted: No!
Barney: Come on, Ted. You eat salads, it'll be out by dinnertime.
Ted: Lots more, no.
Barney: Ted, please. I got a lot of money riding on this game. If I don't handcuff myself to this radiator, I'll check the score. Please take the key!
Ted: Fine. But only because you didn't think of a bathroom plan, and I think that's funny.
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Ted: Almighty TiVo, we thank you for all the gifts you have given us. The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of godlike. Let's not forget fast forwarding through commercials. It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, oh Magic Box. But if you malfunction and miss the Superbowl, we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. Amen.
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Barney: High five!
Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney: Sorry. Solemn, low five.
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Barney: I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it. Buck naked! Yeah! Its going to be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies,
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Barney: What up?