How I Met Your Mother

Season 3 Episode 12

No Tomorrow

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 17, 2008 on CBS

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    • Barney: Open your brain-tank brah, 'cause here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge! There's three rules of cheating: It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married; it's not cheating if her name had two adjacent vowels; and it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.
      Ted: How do you know she's from a different area code?
      Barney: She's 516! She might dress like she's 718, act like she's 212, but trust me… she's 516! Oh, and her husband letting her out alone on St. Pattie's Day—if that dude's not 973, I'm 307! (Ted looks confused) Wyoming.

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