Glimpses of reality... just non-existent.
7.0
"Good"
How I Met Your Mother used to be a show that hinged around a strong collective of friends, but more importantly it was a show with which we could relate. Tonight, which by no means was the start of this downward spiral, was just another stake to the die hard fans heart. Personally, I think this one was more brutal because of the glimpse of hope last week brought, but I'll try to ease my personal diatribe and focus on this episode. The episode started off fairly flat, mostly due to the lack humor, and Jennifer Lopez being given a poorly constructed character. (No personal attack on her acting but this character was just a spring board for the forced Barney/Robin relationship.) This, almost cliche-esque chemistry, continued until the first commercial break when we learn Robin as set Barney up with his antithesis. I actually thought this wasn't a bad outline for an episode, but it's just the filler and maddening loss of reality that made this episode so unbearable. First off- Ted's personal ballad to a "super" date was quite intrepid, if not also ridiculously unbelievable. What are the writers thinking these days? Not only was it laugh retardant it also successfully handed season 5 a bigger shovel to beat, bludgeon, and bury the overall story arc. The last time I hit the info button on the DVR, the show's title hadn't changed to, "How We Killed the Last Remaining Protagonist." (NPH,obv.) I understand that CBS has mutilated your vision with needlessly extending this once great premise, but they didn't take your heart. Sorry, it appears I've continued with the diatribe, but back to the point. Fast forwarding through a few humor beguiling scenes we get to the second mind-boggling scenario, Marshall unbeknowingly tormenting Robin about Barney's recent conquests with his own little ditty... The four letter, bang, bang, bang, bang, (silly pistol motion), bang, bang, bang. Is this what Jason Segel willingly reduced himself to after FSM? He hasn't been the same since season 4 began but this is just an all time low.
Now, there are a few other spots where you can look at the scenes, and then take them out of context and see how outlandish they are, but I want to focus on the positive now. The writers did show something tonight, even if it was lost under the caretakers falling pallet of dirt. They showed us they haven't forgotten how to write an episode that parallels that of season one and two. While listening to the wonderful rendition of bang, and prospecting for lent in my belly button, I was quickly whipped back into the episodes closing act. Bravo, Barney, Bravo. Your character is filled with conquests that have kept many followers laughing for the past couple seasons, but tonight was certainly a welcomed brevity of change. The selfless act of giving up the super date, with JLO, for Robin and the duck, couldn't help but shed light to a few seasons back when he helped Marshall and Lily's marriage. Yes, it was nice to see a little character development, but please just leave it at a little. These stories are meant for Ted, not Barney. All in all, I think the reason I'm giving this a seven is solely due to the writers surprising me with sentimentality and realism at the end. Here's to hoping season 5 finds a reason to pull itself out of the gutter and the writers to unearth their forlorn hearts.moreless