How I Met Your Mother

Season 4 Episode 18

Old King Clancy

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 23, 2009 on CBS

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    • Marshall: I was thinking, we're paying Ted's firm for two more months, can't we just let him keep working? He's had a rough year, he should be happy for once.
      Barney: Marshall, what you're suggesting is a lie that requires a long term commitment. A nice guy like you can't pull that off.
      Marshall: I could too.
      Barney: Lie to me right now.
      Marshall: I have a spaceship.
      Barney: What kind of fuel powers your spaceship?
      Marshall: Okay, I don't have a spaceship.
      Barney: See, that's your mistake! When telling a lie, distract from the original lie with more lies! Like this, I have a pony. Ask me a question.
      Marshall: What color is your pony?
      Barney: Well when I first got Dandelion she was a lovely chestnut brown but her stable is located next to a chemical plant and she's turned a sickly grayish/off white. The vet says there's nothing he can do to fix her.
      Marshall: Oh my god, is Dandelion gonna be okay? (Barney gives him a knowing look) Nice! Dandelion's not even sick, is she?

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