How I Met Your Mother

Lily: How did you two meet?
Simon: I was in her video.
Robin: Starred in it, is more like it!
Barney: Excuse me. I've seen "Let's Go to the Mall" about a thousand times, and, you, sir, are not in it.
Simon: I was in the other one.
Barney: There's another video?!

Lily: You are not going to that show tonight.
Robin: Oh, yes I am! And after the show, Simon and I are going all the way! (storms out of the bar)
Lily: Young lady, get back here! (To Marshall) And thanks for your help!
Ted: So today at work...
Marshall: Not now, Ted!

Marshall: So is he the guy who, how shall I say this like a gentleman...Robin, did he take your "maple leaf"? Robin: No, it wasn't like that. Barney: Sounds to me like he gave you your first "Oh Canada" face! Older Ted: (voiceover) This went on for a really long time.

Barney: You're the most awesome person I've ever known. Well, second most awesome. Robin: Right, of course the first being you. Barney: No, no. The first is this guy who lives in a place called the mirror. What up?

Robin: Is there any version of this conversation that you guys don't sound like my parents? Lily: I don't know, is there any version that you don't sound like a 16-year-old? Robin: That's exactly what my mom would say! Lily: No, if I were your mom, I'd say: "We forbid you from seeing this boy" Robin: Lily! Lily: I'm sorry, but it's for your own good! Robin: This is my life! You guys just don't get it, you never felt the way I feel! Marshall: No, no, we were young and in love too! Robin: Yeah, like a billion years ago! Lily: You've been drinking, haven't you? Robin: Yeah, we all have, you bought the last round.

Robin: Hey, Simon! Simon: Ohh, look at you! You got old. Robin: Yeah. You look great! You got hotter, like that's possible! So...