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Ted: Robin and I already had our backslide. It was last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago.
Stella: Did you make a large bet against yourself in this argument?
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Lily: There's no meat.
Barney: There's no alcohol!
Marshall: It gets worse. I'm 90% sure that guy you were talking to used to be lead singer of Spin Doctors.
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Nora: I can't believe this. We're together for three years, and he runs off with a vitamin consultant from Whole Foods? I gave up makeup for him. I gave up showering for him. I gave up shaving my armpits for him.
Ted: Wow, hard to see where it all went wrong.
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Barney: Berry Blaster Brain revitalizer—My God, some of these drinks can actually make a girl smarter. What sort of hell has Ted brought us to?
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Lily: (to Barney on Ted's wedding) The first drunk bridesmaid you see, you'll have your head under her dress like an old-time photographer.
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Ted: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Nora: I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But, I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
Ted: That's 'cause you need protein.
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Robin: (to Stella in daydream wedding) Your husband used to nail me three times a day!