How I Met Your Mother

Lily: I lost a pound! Robin: That's impossible! You ate McDonald's every meal for 3 days. Lily: I knew that Super Size Me guy was full of it! Robin: Well, it must be the wedding stress! We just got to up the intake. Lily Aldrin, drop and give me 20 bites of fudge! Lily: Okay Robin: Don't nibble at it. Attack it! Come on, Lily. You can do better than that! Lily: I can't! Robin: Well, eat faster, before your body figures out it's full. Lily: I'm trying Robin: Oh, are you gonna cry? You gonna cry? Skinny little baby's gonna cry? Well, eat, damn it, eat! Lily: Okay!

[Ted comes out of his bedroom for a late-night bathroom trip when he notices Marshall entering the apartment.] Ted: Marshall? What're you doing? Marshall: (hesitantly) ...Going to the bathroom? Ted: In the hall? Marshall: ...Sleepwalking? Ted: (accusingly) You're wide awake. Marshall: ...Robbing us?

Barney: I gaze upon the glory of The Price is Right and I see the face of America, and it is divine. Plus, you know, hot chicks on sport cars.

Barney: You guys know how it's hard to be friends with me, because I'm so awesome? Ted: Yes, it's hard to be friends with you, go on. Barney: Well, this isn't going to make it any easier. I'm going to be on The Price is Right.

Lily: Damn it! Nobody's bought us anything cool yet off our registry. Barney: What's on it? Lily: Lots of stuff: kitchen aid artisan series tilt head mixer.. Barney: Retail price 319.99, what else?

Lily: Marshmallow, don't forget to pack my 'Night, Night-tape'. Marshall gets up from the sofa Barney: 'Night, Night-tape'? You made a tape of you saying night, night to her? Marshall: No.. Lily: He doesn't say it, he sings it.

Lily: My mom is driving me cra.. Ted and Robin walks in the door Lily: Oh my God, you guys are covered in sauce. We'll get to that, me first! My mom is driving me crazy about the wedding music!

Bob: You're doing splendidly, son. Barney: What did you just say?

Lily: Why does my stomach hurt? Marshall: I'm sorry baby, I ate a bunch of ice-cream earlier today. Lily: Aww, baby, you know we're lactose intolerant.