Alyson Hannigan |
Lily Aldrin |
Cobie Smulders |
Robin Scherbatsky |
Jason Segel |
Marshall Eriksen |
Josh Radnor |
Ted Mosby |
Neil Patrick Harris |
Barney Stinson |
Taylor Hoover |
Jeannie Radford |
Guest Star |
Diana Gettinger |
Alison Moses |
Guest Star |
Ashli Ford |
Lauren Stein |
Guest Star |
Bob Saget |
Voice of Ted, 2030 |
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Marshall: Ok, so you have to have sex with one: either classic mermaid, bottom half fish, top half human, or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human, go!
Last season when Marshall was interning at Barney's company, he was put off by the other lawyers who kept forcing him to chose which of two women to sleep with, ended by the phrase "go!" Clearly, Marshall picked up the habit.
The final scene, in which Marshall slaps Barney and states "That's two" is a reference to a previous episode "Slap Bet" in which it is decided that Marshall can slap Barney in the face anywhere, at anytime a total of five times. He now has three slaps left.
Lily: You can ask someone to get rid of their iguana after it poops in your hair, but not their dogs!
Marshall: I miss Jedediah.
Lily: This is the face of consumerism! (holds a mirror up to Ted's face)
Marshall: Oh, my god, Ted's part of the play!
Actor: I... am rage!
Actor: I... am greed!
Lily: I... am rage... envy!
Barney: I am out of here.
Robin: Oh, my God. You've been robbed.
Ted: Nope.
Robin: All that stuff was from old girlfriends? Don't you buy anything for yourself?
Ted: What can I say? Papa got swag.
Older Ted: New York is famous for its theater, but there are different levels. There's Broadway; off-Broadway; off-off-Broadway; homeless people screaming in the park; and below that, the play your Aunt Lily was in.
(When settling down to watch Barney's play)
Marshall: Are you sure you're gonna be ok? I mean you know that this is going to be..
Lily: I know. But I am going to sit through the whole thing and I am going to say something nice about if afterwards. You know why? Because that's what friends do.
Marshall: Hmm.
(The lights are dimmed and Barney enters, the gong sounds)
Barney: Moist, moist, moist, moist.
(Lily uncomfortable, repeatedly flinches)
Future Ted: That was the first 40 minutes of Barney's show.
Barney: Moist.
Future Ted: And then we endured about twenty minutes of this.
(Barney sprays Lily repeatedly in the face with a water pistol)
Barney: I have to go refill, I'll be back in a moment, play's not over.
Marshall: I never get picked for audience participation.
(Marshall slaps Barney)
Marshall: That's two.
Ted: We fought for so long, seasons changed outside the window.
Robin: What kind of building is this?
Barney: From the smell of it, I'm guessing a urine factory.
Ted: We need you guys to decide something for us.
Barney: Yes, you should break up.
Marshall: Ok, so you have to have sex with one, either 'classic mermaid'- bottom half fish, top half human or 'inverted mermaid' top half fish, bottom half mermaid. Go!
Ted: Oh, my God, Van Helsing is on. Remember when we went to see it? We sat in the back row.
Robin: I've never seen Van Helsing.
Ted: That's right, I saw it with my sister.
Barney: (when entering Lily's play) I brought a bag in case anyone needs to puke.
Barney: Friends don't let friends come see their crappy play.
Barney: (to Ted) Your place is too cluttered. It's like you're living in a Bennigan's.
The German episode title is "Nur Theater", meaning "Just Theater". The French title is "Des ex trop présents", meaning "Too Many Presents from Exes". The Italian title is "Gelosia", meaning "Jealousy".
International Airdates: Czech Republic: February 1, 2010 on Prima COOL
When Lily explains how, "friends are supposed to make each other feel good. They build each other up and support them. That's what being a good friend is about," Barney derisively responds, "Yeah, if you're a Smurf," referencing the title fictional cartoon species from The Smurfs that live in their own community, which is built on kindness and helpfulness and had originated as a comic strip created by Pierre Culliford under the pen name Peyo in 1958.
Barney mentions dislike for "Joey Buttafuoco pants" he wore in 2005, with Robin responding, "I don't want some 16-year-old girl falling in love with you and then shooting Lily in the face." They are referencing the 1992 case that involved middle-aged auto body shop owner Joey Buttafuoco's affair with a 16-year-old girl, Amy Fisher. Out of jealousy, Amy Fisher shot Buttafuoco's wife, Mary Jo, in the face, leaving her partially paralyzed.
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