(After Barney got slapped in the hardware store)
Barney: The same thing happened in the pet store yesterday.
Marshall: Pet store?
Ted: Single girl, mid twenties, looking of canine replacement for the boyfriend who just dumped her, instead finds Barney!
Barney : (Very satisfied) God bless you Ted, you are reading my blog.
Ted : (With a guilty face) I'm really bored at work.