How I Met Your Mother

Season 3 Episode 15

The Chain Of Screaming

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Apr 14, 2008 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Marshall: Lily, I need your take on this. What should I do?
      Lily: Well, what I teach my kids in kindergarten-
      Barney: Oh, God.
      Lily: Is when dealing with a bully, the most important thing is to be constructive and positive. (Lily goes into Arthur's office as Marshall) Hello, Arthur.
      Arthur: Hello, Marshall.
      Lily: I have the ninja report right here. But Arthur, in the future, if you want someone to do their best work, try to motivate them not through fear and intimidation but through encouragement, inspiration and respect.
      Arthur: Well said, Marshall. I needed to hear that. By the way, I saw your wife's picture in your office. That is one tasty slice.
      Lily: You're damn right. You know what I'm gonna do to that girl when I get home?
      Arthur: Oh, yeah.
      Lily: I'm gonna rip that girl's clothes off.
      Arthur: That's it.
      Lily: Just throw her on the bed...
      Arthur: That's where she belongs!
      Lily: And drive her home like a pack of sled dogs!
      Arthur: Oh yeah! (High-fives Lily, in the present everyone stares at her)
      Lily: It's bad, guys. Mama needs it bad.