Ted: Lily, the downside to having giant Japanese anime eyes is that they're easy to read, and right now yours are screaming "What about my trip to Spain, deadbeat?"
Lily: Ted, the downside to having such womanly lips is they can do a perfect feminine pout, which is whining, "Aww, Zoey, can't I be on top for once?"
Ted: We take turns… sometimes.
Lily: Your relationship sounds exhausting.
Ted: Well, maybe yours is a little lazy.
Lily: Marshall and I have been together for 15 years, and the only argument we've ever had about Tommy Boy is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love, bitch!
Music: "I Will Remember You" by Sarah McLachlan
International Airdates: Australia: May 19, 2011 on Channel 7; United Kingdom: July 14, 2011 on E4; Germany: November 16, 2011 on ProSieben; Czech Republic: February 15, 2012 on Prima COOL