How I Met Your Mother

Season 4 Episode 17

The Front Porch

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Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 16, 2009 on CBS

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    • Barney: Tell me more about being married.
      Marshall: Well, sometimes, when you're married, you wake up to the smell of breakfast already on the table.
      Barney: And coffee, too?
      Marshall: Coffee, too! Sometimes, she'll even put out a vase of freshly cut flowers.
      Barney: I love flowers. And sometimes, when you're worried you've made all the wrong decisions in life, and you're not nearly the man you want to be, what does she do then?
      Marshall: Well, she tells you that you're great and it's all gonna be okay.
      Barney: That's wonderful. And she'll help you find other girls to have sex with?
      Marshall: I mean, I guess, maybe if you agreed on that beforehand.

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