(The morning after, Barney and Robin lying together in the bed)
Barney: In my experience the way it normally goes is: we lie her for a while, make a little awkward chit-chat.
Barney: Then I make up some cabinet meeting/heart surgery/rocket test flight I've got to be at. Slip out of your apartment and never call you again.
Robin: And later at the bar you tell your good friend Robin the story of your latest conquest and she thinks to her self: "Who is this sad, self loathing idiot who climbed into bed with Barney Stinson?"
Barney: Actually, you usually say it out loud.
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