How I Met Your Mother

Season 5 Episode 7

The Rough Patch

7
Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 09, 2009 on CBS

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    • Woman's voice: ArchiSEXture, the world of—
      (screen cuts to Barney)
      Barney: Hello, Ted. If you're watching this tape, and I knew you'd pick this one, you are now in possession of my porn. This can only mean two things: either I'm dead, or I'm now in a committed relationship. If I'm dead, I want you to honor my memory by taking my body to the Hamptons and recreating Weekend at Bernie's: I wanna dance, I wanna have sex with a girl, and I wanna go fishing. If, on the other hand, I'm in a committed relationship, then as your best friend, I have only one request: Please for the love of God, GET ME OUT OF THIS!

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