Lily: Baby, could you sign this?
Marshall: Wow. You wrote on both sides of a thank you card to my third cousin for a blender you haven't even taken out of the box yet.
Lily: It's a really nice blender.
Marshall: Well, if you like the blender so much why don't you marry it?
Lily: I can't, I married you. That's how we got the blender.
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