Robin: Were you reenacting the last scene of Sleepless in Seattle with tiny dolls?
Ted: How long have you been standing there?
Robin: Ten seconds.
Ted: Then, yeah, just the last scene.
Barney: You weren't mugged by a monkey?
Marshall: No.
Barney: So, the monkey tricked you into giving him your wallet?
Marshall: No.
Ted: You mugged the monkey?
Marshall: What are you doing?
Barney: I'm gonna pretend this happened to me later to get some sympathy sex.
Marshall: Please, that wouldn't work. (to Lily) Would it?
Lily: Big time!
Marshall: I'll allow it.
Marshall: There was no monkey. I got mugged by a human being.
Barney: Are you sure it wasn't a monkey standing on another monkey's shoulders wearing a men's trench coat?
Ted: It'd be about the right height.
Barney: Who mugged you? Was he wearing a black skull knit cap and a five o'clock shadow? Marshall: Yes, Barney, because I got mugged in 1947 at the corner of Abbott and Costello.
Lily: Oh, that's the pizza. Baby, do you have any cash? Marshall: Oh, you know I, uh, actually I don't, uh, think that I should... have to pay. 'Cause I'm... not a fan of pizza. (everyone gasps) Robin: What?! Ted: Marshall, we've driven halfway across the country for a piece of pizza literally hundreds of times. Arthur the Pizza Guy: Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupons. Barney: I'm not saying Marshall's a guy who likes pizza, but last time he went in for a physical, doctor says 'Marshall you've gotta stop eating pizza.' Marshall says 'Why?' Doc says 'So I can examine you!' But seriously, we kid because we love.
Barney: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Barney: I love to travel, myself. Random Girl: Where's the best place you visited? Barney: Hawaii's nice. A buddy of mine lives in Seattle, that's a good spot. But the best place, I have to say, the moon. Hi, Neil Armstrong.
The Italian episode title is "Scimmie e banane", meaning "Monkeys and Bananas".
International Airdates: United Kingdom: September 30, 2010 on E4; India: October 28, 2010 on Star World; Czech Republic: January 4, 2011 on Prima COOL; Germany: February 16, 2011 on ProSieben; Slovakia: November 29, 2011 on JOJ Plus
Music: "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones
The monkey taking the doll, climbing up the model of the Empire State Building, and fighting off the paper planes is a play on King Kong.
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