Don: I always thought I'd die in the arms of a beautiful prostitute, at the age of 120!
Abby: Oh, it's nothing. Don't worry about it.
Don: No, what is it?
Abby: You'll get offended.
Don: No, I won't.
Abby: Why are you such a prick?!
(Don is introducing himself to Abby's class of primary school children)
Don: (Thinking) You've just got to speak to children on their level without patronising them. Right, shut up, shut up, shut up! Lesson A: less of the Mr. Danbury bullcrap, you can call me Don, or the Double D. And 2: keep the noise down! See, I went out last night and got absolutely shit-faced, it was a really good night actually, but now I've got a headache, I feel like puking up my innards and I just want to kill myself. So, your noise isn't helping!
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: December 7, 2011 on HBO Comedy