How Not To Live Your Life

Season 1 Episode 2

The Field Trip

Aired Tuesday 10:30 PM Aug 19, 2008 on BBC Three



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Don: I always thought I'd die in the arms of a beautiful prostitute, at the age of 120!

    • Abby: Don?
      Don: Yes?
      Abby: Oh, it's nothing. Don't worry about it.
      Don: No, what is it?
      Abby: You'll get offended.
      Don: No, I won't.
      Abby: Promise?
      Don: Promise.
      Abby: Why are you such a prick?!

    • (Don is introducing himself to Abby's class of primary school children)
      Don: (Thinking) You've just got to speak to children on their level without patronising them. Right, shut up, shut up, shut up! Lesson A: less of the Mr. Danbury bullcrap, you can call me Don, or the Double D. And 2: keep the noise down! See, I went out last night and got absolutely shit-faced, it was a really good night actually, but now I've got a headache, I feel like puking up my innards and I just want to kill myself. So, your noise isn't helping!

  • Notes

  • Allusions