How To Marry A Millionaire

Season 1 Episode 5

Alias the Secretary

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Aired Unknown Dec 02, 1957 on
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Loco.Mike and Greta are looking at their mail.All they have is Bills.Mike reads one of the Bills says they owe 5Th Avenue Dress Shop $230.Because Loco is a model,Mike asks Loco couldn't Loco get them some clothes to wear for going out.Loco tells Mike that if She did they would be arrested because Loco is just modeling gloves this week.Mike tells them they need to pay the rent.The Penthouse is Very Expensive.Loco tells them they should get a Penthouse on the ground floor maybe it would be cheaper.Greta says that maybe they should move into a place they could afford.Mike asks them how do they expect to Meet A Millionaire That They Need The Penthouse because the more expensive the mouse trap the richer the mouse.Greta says that they haven't been doing that well in the Penthouse.Loco tells them maybe there's a Rich Cat Beating Them to the Rich Mouse.Greta hears a noise and asks what it is.Mike says it's probably someone moving into the empty apartment next door.Loco thinks maybe it is A Rich Mouse.All 3 Girls go to the front door and Look out.Mike says so far so good everything Looks Very Expensive.Mike wonders who he is.The Elevator Man Tells The Girls That The Man moving into their building in the Penthouse next door to them is Mr Abner J Doncourt.He's from idaho and He made A Fortune in Lumber And He's single.Abner brought his secretary with him and his secretary's name is Steve Chandler.Loco thinks Steve is a funny name for a girl.She finds out Steve is a man.The Elevator Man asks the Girls is there anything else they would like to know.Mike says no And Thanks him and says that Dun And Bradstreet Couldn't Have done better than he did in giving them info about the Millionaire.Mike says a Millionaire right next door how convient.Greta says yes,they could always run over for a cup of money.Mike calls Penthouse K and invites Mr Doncourt and his secretary Steve for a get to know the new neighbors Party.Mike says they wouldn't take no for an answer that they believe in the good neighbor policy. Mike says come to Penthouse G around 6 o clock and come as they are.Mike covers the phone when Loco mentions he should come Rich. Greta says they did it they have got themselves a Millionaire Lumber man coming to the Penthouse and who says money doesn't grow on trees.Mr Doncourt pretends to be his secretary Steve and his secretary Steve pretends to be the Millionaire Mr Doncourt. Why? Because Mr Doncourt says all the girls always come to him because he has money and that is the reason he hasn't married because all girls want is his money not him and that he wants to find someone who will like him just for himself.Mr Doncourt tells Steve it should be a very interesting evening.Mike says it should be a Very interesting evening.Loco wonders what he is like.Greta thinks they should play some music.Loco thinks that's A Good idea.Greta asks what record should she play.Mike says how about that New Record Music To Sign Checks By.The girls introduce themselves and Loco tells the men Welcome to our Mouse trap. Steve posing in the role of Abner says that he made his fortune in Lumber and presently Abner had his money in oil.Loco asks doesn't that make it Slippery.Loco asks Abner who she thinks is Steve What is it like being a Man secretary and he tells her a man secretary does the same things a woman secretary would do.Loco asks isn't that confusing who sits on who's lap.Abner or Steve.He tells her that situation has never come up.He says he was going to ask her how she got the name of Loco though he knew now.Loco asks Abner who she thinks is Steve if Abner is rich.He says yes,He would say he's loaded.Loco asks how big a load.He says about $5 Million of course most of it's tied up.Loco agrees that naturally it would be it's much neater that way if it's tied up especially with all that Gooey oil on it.Abner who is posing in the role of Steve says he thinks he needs another martini and Loco makes it for him and because she isn't wearing her glasses puts gum drops in the martini instead of olives.He tells her she put gum drops in the martini instead of olives.Loco tells him She Loves martinis with Gum Drops instead of Olives.Abner thinks Loco is wonderful.He tells Loco that Confidentially he was happy that she didn't chase after Mr Doncourt that she wasn't interested in money.Loco tells him money isn't everything.He asks her does she really think so.Loco tells him yes,there are stocks and bonds and real estate though she thought he was attractive without all that.Loco hears the door and goes to answer the door and because she isn't wearing her glasses she goes to the closet door instead and opens the closet door.Loco tells him that's funny there's no one there.He tells her that's the closet.Loco tells him she guesses she had to many gum drops.Loco answers the door and it is the Elevator man with a message for Mr Doncourt and the Men Leave.Loco likes Steve and doesn't know he really is the millionaire Abner.Mike and Greta are telling Loco she needs to go after the millionaire Abner not Steve.Mike who is a secretary on Wall Street Says That one secretary in the family is enough and remember their pledge...On My Honor I Promise To Do My Best To Help One Of Us Marry A Millionaire All For One And One For All So Help Us Fort Knox.....Greta tells Loco that it's just as easy to fall in Love With a Rich Man.The Phone rings and Loco goes and answers when she finds out it is a man she takes the glasses off.Loco dates the millionaire and doesn't know he's a Millionaire.She thinks he's the millionaire's secretary Steve.Their lunch costs 85 cents.Abner posing in the role of Steve tells Loco that he likes her.Loco tells him she likes the fortune cookies.He tells her that's not fortune cookies it's fried shrimp.He asks her why she doesn't wear her glasses.She asks him how he knew she needs glasses.He tells her he knew the other night when she went and danced with the waiter instead of him.He tells her he wears glasses.She puts the glasses on and tells him he does wear glasses.So that's what he looks like.She tells him that with her glasses on he looks better.Mike and Greta are playing Scrable and the words they have used are Diamonds,Caviar,Prosperity,and Men.Abner who is posing in the role of Steve forget his money and Loco pays for their lunch.$10 dollars should take care of it.The Girls find out that Loco was dating Steve who is really Abner though they think he is Steve and they tell her why should Loco settle for poor when she could have caviar.Loco goes on the phone and asks for Penthouse K That's K like in Caviar.Loco makes a date with Abner who is really Steve.The Girls Find out Abner was posing in the role of Steve and Steve was posing in the role of Abner.Loco is Confused.The Real Abner is unhappy because he thought Loco really liked him for himself not his money.The Real Abner tells the girls that it isn't easy being a millionaire that he didn't know how people really think of him and that he is Abner and that he wants a girl who is interested in him not his money.Mike and Greta try telling Abner that Loco Really Does Like him for himself not his money.Loco liked him when she thought he was just a secretary.That it isn't her fault.Abner won't listen and is Leaving and is going to move out of the building and go home to his hometown in idaho and marry Josephine Munsenbarker That she's richer than he is.Abner gives Loco money for paying for their lunch date that she paid for.Mike tells Loco that She and Greta are sorry that Loco had a Millionaire and Mike and Greta had lost him for her.Loco tells them she is still confused.Mike And Greta are playing scrable and the words they use are Rhinestones Hotdog Poverty and Skunk.Mike and Greta are hungry and Loco tells them they have the money that Abner gave her and instead of him giving them a few dollars it is 2 $50 dollar Bills.They Are Very Happy.They Don't Have the Millionaire This Time Though They have $100 Dollars.moreless

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    Barbara Eden

    Barbara Eden

    Loco Jones

    Merry Anders

    Merry Anders

    Mike McCall

    Lori Nelson

    Lori Nelson

    Greta Hanson (1st season)

    Lisa Gaye

    Lisa Gaye

    Gwen Kirby (2nd season)

    Steve Dunne

    Steve Dunne

    Steve Chandler

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    Robert Rockwell

    Robert Rockwell

    Mr Abner J Doncourt

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    Harold Fong

    Harold Fong

    Waiter

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    Jimmy Cross

    Jimmy Cross

    The Elevator Man

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