How to Rock

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Nickelodeon (ended 2012)

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How to Rock

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After Kacey Simon gets glasses and braces, she is kicked out of the popular group of kids at school. Joining a new band called Gravity 5, Kacey will show the world How to Rock!

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SUBMIT REVIEW
  • *Face palms really hard*

    1.0
    Why?!
  • More like How to FAIL!

    1.0
    This is my next review after The Thundermans and The Haunted Hathaways. I'm still watching Gordy. Gordy is the CEO now! If you really wanna rock WATCH GORDY! It's on Netflix.
  • Horrible

    1.0
    So stereotypical it's annoying as hell, the only good thing about it was the theme song. The theme song had a really good message.
  • No, Nickelodeon, just no.

    1.0
    How to Rock is a show about a girl called Kacey Simon. As always, she wants to be a singer just like the stereotypical shows about music. She used to be in a band called the Perfs but she got kicked out and joined Gravity 5 instead. Where could this go wrong?



    Plot:

    Basically Kacey, Molly and Grace are in a band called 'the Perfs' which is supposed to be the most perfect band in the world (not). In the pilot episode, Kacey ends up needing braces and glasses so she gets them and returns to school only to have Molly kicking her out of the band for looking geeky. After that, Kacey is no longer popular and she becomes a laughing stock for the school and with a lot of persuasion Stevie let's her join Gravity 5.



    First off, the plot is stupid and stereotypical and I don't understand why Molly kicks Kacey out of the band for a reason as superficial as that.



    Characters:

    As usual, there's stereotypes and some of these characters are clones of . Farm characters.



    Kacey: She's basically the former popular girl who gets kicked out of the Perfs for being a geek and she is pretty much the boy crazy idiot who thinks she can sing, just like Chyna from . Farm (although Chyna is better when it comes to singing). Also, she is quite bossy and rude to her new band at times and she thinks she's perfect when she isn't.



    Molly: She's basically a brunette Lexi Reed. Like Lexi from . Farm she's obsessed with being popular and pretty and she's obsessed with taking down the main character and ruining their reputation. She treats people like shit just like Lexi too. I bet that the both of them would get along really well...



    Grace: The dumb blonde. I've had enough of dumb blonde characters in shows like this, blondes can be smart people too! She's just like Paisley from . Farm and she's basically got a really low IQ level which is on the same line as Paisley's.



    Stevie: She's basically the tomboyish character with a like/hate relationship for Kacey. She's the only character I can tolerate in this abysmal train wreck.



    Kevin: He's dumb just like Cameron from . Farm and he tries way too hard to be funny.



    Nelson: Basically the same as Kevin.



    Zander: He's basically like a mix of Cameron and Fletcher from . Farm, trying to date girls way out of his league.



    Jokes:

    I just can't say much about the jokes except for the fact that the stupid laugh track is like a broken record that you just want to hit with a mallet.



    Moral values:

    There is none at all.



    Summary:

    Overall, this show is getting a 1. It seems that Nickelodeon is desperate for ideas and they're copying Disney by using shitty actors (if you can say that) playing stereotypical characters with no personality whatsoever, overdone formulas, an annoyingly repetitive laugh track and jokes which aren't even funny. I'm sorry Nickelodeon but if you wanna step up your game you're gonna have to create shows which people will actually enjoy instead of following Disney's route.moreless
  • The worst year-late arrival yet.

    1.0
    I still cannot beileve nickelodeon UK aired this series a YEAR LATE. Bleh, must've proven how this show lasted for only ONE SEASON.

    Moving on, the title is VERY MISLEADING; they never sing ROCK N ROLL SONGS. Just autotuned POP junk. Want to hear a heavy metal song equilivent to Black Rock Shooter? You've come to the wrong place.

    The main character is a person who tries to solve everything and cannot sing. Another character is a total Pegasister, i mean Ponies for everything? COME ON!!! Yet another character are a pair of B-plot idiots that mess with everything.

    This doesn't even deserve one out of ten.moreless
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