Sheriff of Nottingham: Down goes the drawbridge, out goes the bad guy!
Huck: For years, I thought the sheriff was a no-good. (an anvil falls on his head) And I was right.
Nobleman: (after seeing Huck fall from a tree) We'll have an early winter. The nuts are beginning to fall out of the trees.
Huck: Why not steal from the rich, and give to the poor? Which includes me, too.
Title pun: Ham and eggs