Human Giant Season 1 Episode 5

Aziz: When you go home after this show I want you to blog about this band; I want you to post pictures. 'Cause if you don't, I'll come to your house man and I'll kill your dog. And if you don't have a dog, I'll hurt the weakest member of your family!

Devendra: Cell Tickle ripped my beard off! This isn't even a real beard, man! This thing's fake!

Aziz: I've decided that if you don't post that Tapes 'n Tapes mp3, I'm going to come back here tomorrow and give you a Colombian necktie.

Aziz: People say, 'Clell, Clell! You got blood on your hands!' Yeah, well I got gold records on my wall... and I got blood on my hands.

Rob: There are over 1,200 different organs in the human body. Of these, the eye is not only the largest, but the number one sight-giving organ.

Paul: Nobody can defeat my light saber!

Rob: Tickle's right hand man is former Ultimate Fighting champion and convicted child arsonist, Hambone.