Human Target (1992)

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Saturday 10:00 PM Jul 20, 1992 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Christopher: I charge 10% of a year's salary. That goes whether you're a bus boy or the King of England.

    • Philo: Let's try the rain in Spain.
      Christopher: Yeah, right, maybe later.

    • Jeff: I--I never understood that about white people. Now, if this is a gorilla, or monster whatever, why--why you all going to chase a monster. Just get the hell out of the way.

    • Christopher: How was school today?
      Katie: Oh, fine
      Christopher: Really. What'd you do?
      Katie: Oh, nothing.
      Christopher: Ooh, what a great school.

    • Christopher: Margaret, what are you doing here?
      Margaret: Don't you mean, "Gosh, honey, what a wonderful surprise"?

    • Sam: Dad?
      Christopher: Yeah?
      Sam: You had a good time today?
      Christopher: Sure did. Don't I always?
      Sam: No.
      Christopher: Well, that's because I'm not your real dad. I'm an imposter.
      Sam: Good, I like the fake one better.

    • Philo: I once saw Chris flush out a ninja assassin, I think it was in 42 minutes. In and out.

    • Christopher: I was in a special unit in Vietnam. We'd go into an enemy village and we'd... well, I'm sure you get the picture. After I got home, it all came crashing in on me and I spent 18 months in a VA hospital. And when I got released, I knew that, uh, the only way that I could keep myself sane was to... try and somehow balance it all out.
      Margaret: It's that simple?
      Christopher: No. No, I still have a hard time feeling like I'm part of this world.

    • Jay: Nice shot.
      Christopher: Thanks. Not easy being you.
      Jay: Not easy being you, either.

    • Jeff: Come on, Chris, you mean to tell me you'd throw away all the money, the adventure, the lifestyle, not to mention a very devoted team, for a wife, 1.5 children, a dog, and a canary? I don't think so.

  • Notes

    • The Human Target
      Christopher Chance first appeared in Action Comics #419 (December 1972), and was created by Len Wine and Carmine Infantino. Chance is a bodyguard who takes the place of his clients when they are threatened with death. He is a master of disguise and uses likelike masks to impersonate his clients, but has no superhuman abilities.

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