Human Target

Season 2 Episode 6

The Other Side of the Mall

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Dec 22, 2010 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Chance: I've told you before, I don't like Christmas--never have, never will, even though you're some kind of roly-poly Santa-in-training or whatever.
      Winston: Did you just call me roly-poly?

    • (Winston whistles for attention)
      Winston: I'm sorry, but there are a few things we need to discuss here.
      Richard Applebaum: Wow. You are an excellent whistler.
      Winston: Thank you.

    • Guerrero: A janitor? Your cover is office temp? I'm a janitor?
      Chance: You got something against an honest day's work?
      Guerrero: Uh, yeah, actually, I do.

    • Chance: This is ridiculous. Blog? What do you say we just tie them up and let Guerrero handle the rest of it?
      Winston: You serious? There's some duct tape right there.

    • (Chance whistles for attention)
      Chance: I've been shot at. I've been thrown out of an airplane, been generally mistreated by a lot of very bad people. But this bickering is pretty much more than I can take, so I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air. When I get back, you two had better be calmed down, or we're breaking out the ball gags.
      Richard Applebaum: Wow. He's a good whistler, too.

    • Joel Rosenbaum: Seriously? You mean, like, sneak out. I've never actually done that before.
      Ames: Then, jeez, it's time to pop your cherry--I mean, as far as sneaking out goes. That's where the proverbial cherry-popping stops.

    • Richard Applebaum: Swedish? Uh, well, look... the guys who ran us off the road that night, they were not speaking English. I couldn't place it at the time, but they might have been speaking Swedish.
      Rachel Applebaum: Aren't the Klaxons from down the street originally from Sweden?
      Richard Applebaum: No, no, they're just Canadian.

    • Guerrero: You, Nick... are what we in the custodial arts like to call a real douche.

    • Chance: But if you ask me, in this life, you get pushed around just about as long as you don't push back.

    • Richard Applebaum: You're gonna do great, son. And remember... you're an Applebaum.

    • (as Joel kisses a girl)
      Richard Applebaum: Oh, hold on. Just give him a second. He can handle it. He's an Applebaum.

    • Guerrero: All I know is I'd rather be tortured by a... well, by me then ever have to go back there again. Suburbs blow.

    • Guerrero: I got a meeting with The Plumber.
      Chance: The plumber?
      Guerrero: Yeah, I don't want to miss him.
      Chance: It's past midnight.
      Guerrero: It's not a plumber--The Plumber. Forget about it dude, you don't want to know.

  • Notes

    • Music: Christmas in Hollis (Run DMC), It's a Wonderful World (The Ramones), Na na na (My Chemical Romance), Something Wicked This Way Comes (Light For Fire), Outta Control (Envy), 2000 Miles (KT Tunstall)

    • International Airdates:
      Canada: December 22, 2010 on CTV
      Germany: June 6, 2011 on ProSieben
      UK: June 23, 2011 on Syfy
      Czech Republic: March 23, 2013 on FANDA
      Finland: March 25, 2013 on MTV3

  • Allusions