Hung

Howard: (as Ray pees in the lake) Are you urinating in the lake? Ray: Is there a problem? Howard: It's illegal, Ray. Think of the lakefront property owners...or the children who swim in the lake. Ray: Look, Koontz. I've been living here since I was three. I've been pissing in this lake since before you even heard of Michigan. I was freezing my nuts off...I didn't feel like walking to the house. What are you doing out in the middle of the night watching me?

(talking about their kids) Ray: She's 16. We can't force them to do what they don't want to do. I mean, Christ, you remember when we were 16. Jessica: No, fine, I should just be happy with one of my kids dating a guy named Hammer and the other listening to death music.

Lenore: (recorded message on her voice mail) If you've got an itch, you know where to scratch.

Tanya: Now look, I've had a really rough week. And I had to find your address in the phone book. So I just need to know, do you have Ray's wallet or not? Lenore: Tanya, I don't like your tone. Tanya: What tone? Lenore: I invite you over and you show up with a lot of fucked-up energy. Like I'm some sort of thief or something.

Floyd Gerber: How can I help and encourage you? I want the Tanya flower to blossom, not wilt. Tanya: The Tanya flower.

Ray: You were gonna invite that guy in for tea? Tanya: Sometimes tea is just tea, Ray. Ray: Not in your world.

Tanya: Ray, I cannot be partners with someone who hates women. Ray: Hey hey hey, I love women, Tanya. But Lenore is a control-freak, hickey-sucking pain in my ass.

Ray: (voice-over as he walks towards the lake to pee) I didn't even need to go that bad. But sometimes it's great to piss rather than get pissed on. (out loud) Up yours, Koontz! You hear me? Up yours! I'm pissing in my lake! Ha! (raises his middle finger toward Koontz's house)

Tanya: My mother was right. I'm too desperate to be liked. Ray: Your mother said that? That's horrible. Tanya: Don't go there, Ray.