The Pickle Jar

Season 1, Episode 4, Aired

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    • Episode Title: The pickle jar is the jar of fundraiser money given to Ray by his school's student council to help him buy a structural beam for his house.

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    • Ray: I don't know if I really feel comfortable doing Molly. Tanya: Why the hell not? Ray: Uh, just...I...she's not really my type. Tanya: Not your type? What's your type, Ray? Ray: She's just not exactly what I was expecting. Tanya: What were you expecting? Ray: I don't know, just, you know, someone who look like they're sexually active. Tanya: You mean somebody you want to be sexually active with. So insulting!
    • Darby: Why are outdoor movies always so violent? Ray: Blood and gore plays great on the big screen. It's the great tradition of the B-movie. Damon: Yeah, the family that screams together stays together. Darby: Not in our case.
    • Jessica: (as Damon gets his nails painted at the salon) Oh, that black looks good Damon, I'm so glad you came with us. That's not effeminate at all. Lots of guys get their nails done, doesn't mean you're gay. Damon: I'm not gay. Jessica: Well either way, I love you guys.
    • Ray: (voice-over) I'd been a jock, student leader, professional ballplayer, an educator. Is this really the material from which male prostitutes are made?
    • Ray: What's the second address, Tanya? Tanya: You went? Ray: Sure I went, I'm going again. Tanya: Really? Ray, oh my god, that's fantastic! You're a god! Ray: You're not the only woman to say that tonight, if you catch my drift.
    • Ray: (after breaking up the fight between Damon and Hammer) Are you Hammer? Hammer: Yes sir. Ray: What's wrong with you? You upset my daughter, you're about to hit my son when you're like twice as fat!
    • Tanya: You know what I think? I think that this whole 'I'm sick' thing is, uh, psychosomatic. Ray: Tanya, my head is pounding. Tanya: Ray, come on. Right before you're supposed to perform, you get sick. Ray: I got no problems performing, okay? Soon as I'm better, I'll perform any night of the week. Tanya: Can you handle twice in a night? Ray: Twice in a night? That's child's play, Tanya.
    • Student: (presenting the pickle jar to Ray) Coach, we know you lost your roof in the fire, so we thought we'd buy you a structural beam. We think this $235 will buy you about one and half beams, depending on the quality of the wood. We hope you enjoy the beams for many years to come.
    • Ray: (voice-over, as a student gives a speech about him before presenting the pickle jar) Not only did she make sound like a turd, she left out the best parts...like my contract with the Braves and my ligament injury. Like how I tasted and came close to greatness.
    • Tanya: I don't like the idea of some muscled-out shiny-looking probably gay boy gyrating on me.
    • Molly: Make sure you throw me a good looking one, then. Tanya: Naturally. Molly: And make sure he doesn't have a small...you know...wiener. Lenore said she'd never had such...look, I get enough teeny-weeny dick already. Don't even send me a medium size, I'm not even kidding. Tanya: Molly, relax. We have no problems in that area.
    • Damon: Forget him, Darby. Hammer reeks. Darby: That's just his funky glands.
    • Lenore: Do you have a problem with me? Jessica: I just might if you don't temper your language. Lenore: Here, babe. (hands Jessica her business card) If you ever want to pick out an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call.
    • Tanya: Happiness Consultants does not discriminate. Not every customer is going to be some perfect big-breasted ten.
    • Ray: Listen, when life gives you lemons... Damon: What, you make lemonade? Ray: Well, yeah. If you like lemonade.
    • Ray: I'm a professional. It's my job to make you forget about your husband. You might have a hard time saying no to him... But I promise you, Molly, you won't have a hard time saying yes to me.
    • Ray: (voice-over) A jock, a student leader, a professional ballplayer, an educator, a gigolo. Perhaps an excellent gigolo. An enthusiastic, fucking fantastic fucker.

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