Hung

Ray: I just wanted to give you this. It's a letter. It's from my heart. Jemma: F*ck your heart. Ray: What? Jemma: F*ck your heart. Ray: I don't understand. Jemma: What don't you understand, Ray? I said f*ck your heart. I paid in full. Ray: You paid in full. Jemma: Don't call me again.

(Tanya tries to convince Patty to try Happiness Consultants) Tanya: It's really not appropriate for the workplace but, um...I'll share. Lenore has a service for women who feel alone....to help them feel less alone. Patty: What are you talking about? Tanya: It's a service for women. There are times when I find myself fighting these urges that rise in me. I desperately want a man, this service helps satisfy that urge. I know, it sounds shocking, but you wouldn't believe how good it is.

Tanya: (to Ray) I put a lot of effort into being your pimp, and I just feel like if you can't respect my part of running this business, then I'm just gonna go back to making lyric bread. So are you ready to work your ass off and be part of my winning team?

(Ray walks in as Ronnie is washing dishes) Ronnie: (referring to Jessica) You know, I'm not doing this because she told me to, I'm doing this because I choose to. Ray: I didn't say anything, Ron. Ronnie: You know, I'm not in the doghouse, Ray. You know, I'm in my house. Not my parents' old house, not a tent...but my home that I bought with my very own, grown-up money. So I'll do the dishes if I please.

Ray: (voice-over) I said no to Jessica so I could say yes to Jemma. But when Jemma said no to me, dinner with my family sounded pretty good.

Ray: (voice-over) Screwing Patty was easy. F***ing isn't hard. It's the mind-f***king you gotta watch out for. She came, and then it came to me. I had to be completely honest. I had to say everything.

Lotte: Lazy family. Ronnie is feeling lazy. Jessica: That's not true! Lotte: Is true! Jessica: Not true! Lotte: It is true! Ronnie: Ronnie is right here. There is no need to speak about him in the third person. (turns to face Ray) You see, Ronnie wasn't on the barbecue because he was busy working in his office.

Ray: My wife, my...my ex-wife. You think that's why she left me for you? Because of the money? Ronnie: What kind of douchebag are you? Ray: I didn't mean anything by it, Ron. I just, uh...how did you get the girl? How did a guy like you get the girl from a guy like me? Just... Ronnie: Why don't you go home, Ray. Ray: Hey, I'm not trying to pick a fight, Ron. I just...you've gotta admit, it's a little unusual, that's all. Ronnie: Get out of my house!

Lenore: Why would you put a sex ad in the lifestyle section when it should be with the sex ads? Tanya: I don't think the sex ads are classy. Lenore: Look, T-Brain, this is your problem. You over-think. If you want sex, look in the sex ads. It's Pimp 101. Tanya: Lenore, I have a complex marketing strategy. Lenore: F*ck your marketing strategy.

Tanya: You mean, Patty the proofreader? Lenore: Yeah, she's the horniest woman I've ever met. Doing it right there at her desk. Tanya: No, she was not. She was concentrating. Lenore: Yeah, concentrating on getting fucked.

Ray: (referring to Ronnie) What are you so mad about? What, because I talked to him? Jessica: You're putting ideas into his head! You're trying to sabotage my marriage! Ray: I just wanted to know how he got you. The idea to ask him just popped in my head. Jessica: Okay, next time something pops into your head, ask me, Ray. I divorced a boy to marry a man.

Horny Patty: Oh, I'm having a good time. Ray: Good. Horny Patty: Let's fuck. Ray: Well. Horny Patty: That's something else I never say. God it's sounds so great. Ray: Shit, you can say it again if you want to. Horny Patty: Okay. Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Let's fuck! Let's fuck. Let's fuck! Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Let's fuck.

Pierce: I was a vegetarian once, and then I realized that if fish was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Pierce.

Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much. Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right. Tanya: Thanks.