Alfie: Trouble is mommy is allergic to them. Carlton: You mother is allergic to lions? Alfie: No, plebs.
Sean: So you've laid the bait. That's where the fixer comes in. He makes sure wherever the mark looks, the story holds up. Ash: In other words, I'm a genius whose job it is to make you Flash Harrys look good. Mickey: Ash is prone to exaggeration. Ash: Look whose talking.
Mickey: She cheated on me. Emma: Sorry. So you split up? Mickey: Yeah, had to really. I beat the guy half to death with a baseball bat and got sent to prison for three years. Emma: You beat someone with a baseball bat?! Mickey: Why so surprised? Emma: Um…...because it's quite out of character! Mickey: What, did you expect me to con him to death?
Mickey: I think women choose their men a little like they choose their clothes. They'll buy a dress, even though it isn't exactly what they want or doesn't quite fit, thinking they'll fix it when they get it home. I think that's why a lot of women like bad boys. They see them as exciting raw material. Emma: So from that I take it your wife didn't like who you were? Mickey: No, she didn't like what I did. Emma: She wasn't a grifter? Mickey: No. Emma: Well, maybe next time you should marry someone in the same line of business. Mickey: Is that a proposal?
Ash: So how was the date last night? Alfie: Date? Ash: Yeah, the redhead. Alfie: Oh right, yeah. Ate like a horse, drank a bottle of Pino Griego, and not so much as a fumble. Ash: So much for hot blood, eh? Alfie: Oh I haven't given up yet. Thought I'd take her home, meet Ma and Pa at the weekend. Stately homes, renowned for turning the most frigid thing into a raving nympho.
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