I Am Weasel
Cartoon Network (ended 1999)
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Season 5
- Ep 27I Are Legend9/16/99
Weasel finds himself alone in an empty area. Baboon soon finds him and they do crazy things. Soon they search for survivers and find the Red Guy who claims to be a "zombie". Weasel finds out that nobody else was around because everyone at home was watching HIM, but I.R. instead.moreless - Ep 26I Am Dragon Slayer9/16/99
I am Weasel and I.R. Baboon get to fight a dragon. - Ep 25The Legend of Big Butt9/16/99
I am Weasel is searching for the Big Butt. I.R.Baboon is his assistant. They go to a cave up in a mountain. In the cave they find The Red Guy. He tells them that he is Big Butt, but they find that he is not. - Ep 24Rodeo Weasel9/9/99
Weasel and Baboon participate in a rodeo in Berlin, where Weasel manages to tame the wildest horse in the world. - Ep 23A Troo Storee9/9/99
Weasel tries to test the "monkeys typing Shakespeare" theorem, but almost all of Weasel's monkeys walk out on him, leaving only I.R. to finish the project. But it seems that I.R.'s book, "A Troo Storee", is so bad it's actually making people stupider instead of smarter! Or so Weasel theorises, but even smart guys can be wrong sometimes...moreless - Ep 22I Am Franken-Weasel9/9/99
I am Weasel is a mad scientist. He wants to make an experiment with someone who is dead. I.R. goes to the graveyard and finds The Red Guy who is alive. Weasel's experiment goes wrong... - Ep 21I Am Bee Weasel9/2/99
The bee queen is commanding with the other bees so Weasel will tell them to strike. - Ep 20Take I.R. Out to the Ballgame9/2/99
I.R.Baboon and I am Weasel go to a baseball game and Weasel wants to watch all of it, but I.R. will make sure that doesn't happen! - Ep 19I Are Bellhop9/2/99
I am Weasel is the owner of a hotel. I.R.Baboon is the porter of the hotel. - Ep 18Fred: Last of the Idiots8/26/99
Weasel finds a stone age man, whom he names Fred, and decides to try and decipher his language. Baboon is the one to confirm that Fred is only talking "idiot". - Ep 17I Are a Artiste8/26/99
The Red Guy tells a story about how two artists, Weasel and Baboon, try to become famous. Weasel always colored inside the lines, while Baboon did the opposite. Which one of them will make it big? - Ep 16Back to School8/26/99
A critical error sends Weasel and Baboon back to school! There they meet none other than Cow and Chicken! Baboon is treated with great respect while Weasel gets the worst of it. Will Weasel and Baboon able to graduate? - Ep 15Mission: Stupid8/19/99
Weasel and Baboon are soldiers in the USGA (US Ground Force) and their first mission is trying to get a kitty down from a tree. - Ep 14My Blue Hiney8/19/99
Weasel is a country music singer, and his first big hit is the song "My Blue Hiney". The Red Guy acts as his manager. - Ep 13I Am Cave Weasel8/19/99
In the Stone Age, Weasel and Baboon try to invent things, to make their lives better. - Ep 12The Wrong Bros.8/12/99
A "Mysterious Viewer" flips through channels on his TV until he reaches "The Fly Channel". The Red Guy tells the story of the Wright Brothers and the Wrong Brothers (Weasel and Baboon). Weasel creates a great plane but forgot to invent jet fuel. - Ep 11The Sorcerer's a Dentist8/12/99
In the Middle Ages, Weasel is a sorcerer, who has a job as a dentist. He uses "face magic" to help in in his job, and Baboon is only his assistant. ''Trouble starts when Baboon tries to solve Princess Lumpy's toothache by himself. - Ep 10I.R.'s First Bike8/12/99
It's christmas and I.R. has got a bike as gift. He doesn't know how to ride a bike and I am Weasel tries to teach him. - Ep 9I.M.N. Love8/5/99
Both Weasel and Baboon fall in love with the same woman: Cow and Chicken's school teacher. - Ep 8Baboon Man & Weasel Boy8/5/99
Baboon and Weasel are masked super-heroes this time, hired by the police to find out who is running around the city stealing everybody's pants. - Ep 7The Incredible Shrinking Weasel8/5/99
Doctor Weasel and Doctor Baboon shrink themselves to enter an injured body and heal it from the inside. - Ep 6I Are Robin Hood7/29/99
An alternate version of Robin Hood, with Baboon as Robin Hood and Weasel as Little John. - Ep 5The Fairy Godfather7/29/99
An alternate version of Cinderella, with Weasel as ''CinderWeasel, Baboon as his evil stepsister, and Red Guy as The Fairy Godfather. - Ep 4Leave it to Weasel7/29/99
A mother starts missing his children and her husband calls a couple of replacement kids, I Am Weasel and I.R. Baboon. - Ep 3Drinking Fountain of Youth7/22/99
Weasel and Baboon are conquistadors, sent by the King and Queen of Spain to find NoPants deLeon and the Fountain of Youth. - Ep 2I Am Viking7/22/99
Weasel is a viking. - Ep 1I Are Terraformer7/22/99
Weasel & Baboon are terraformers.
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Season 4
- Ep 13I Are Good Salesman4/14/99
Baboon sells fire door to door. Red follows him selling fire extinguishers. It's all part of an elaborate scam. Weasel must stop them! - Ep 12Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?4/5/99
Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow & Chicken. - Ep 11The Sackless Games3/17/99
Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games! - Ep 10The Baboon's Paw3/19/99
I.R. discovers that he has magical paws granting all awful wishes. - Ep 9Dream Weasel3/11/99
I am Weasel has created a machine giving dreams to the dreamless. - Ep 8I Am Whale Captain2/19/99
Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid. - Ep 7I Am Hairstylist2/8/99
Weasel is a talented hairstylist, while I.R. has an awful job doing toes. And things don't look really good when the Hair-Police tries to book them up! - Ep 6Magnificient Motorbikini1/22/99
Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnificient Motorbikini! But the Motorbikini doesn't have any brake and that results trouble, trouble... and trouble.
'' - Ep 5I.R. Ghost1/19/99
Weasel and Baboon are ghosts, assigned to haunt the house of a washed-up movie starlet (played by the Red Guy). But Baboon keeps goofing up, and even Weasel is finding the starlet a hard scare. - Ep 4Revolutionary Weasel12/23/98
Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history. - Ep 3I Am Gladiator12/15/98
Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators. - Ep 2I Am Clichéd12/8/98
The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but stealing old clichés from classic cartoons. - Ep 1Enemy Camp11/30/98
Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were send to Enemy Camp.''
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Season 3
- Ep 13He Said, He Said11/13/98
Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.'' - Ep 12I Are Good Dog11/12/98
A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs. - Ep 11I.R. Do10/12/98
I.R. Baboon marries a hyena. - Ep 10A Tree Story9/21/98
The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.'' - Ep 9Driver's Sped10/5/98
I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher! I.R. drives through the city "Miami Vice"-style and wrecks it in progress therefore failing the test! But Weasel later finds out that I.R. was coming to get a poetic license since he made a lot of rhymes during the driving test!''moreless - Ep 8Honey, I.R. Home9/16/98
I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids job and house than him. - Ep 7I Am Vampire9/9/98
Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes!'' - Ep 6The Unsinkable I.R.9/21/98
I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.'' - Ep 5Dessert Island8/19/98
Weasel and Baboon end up on a "Dessert island", an island made mostly out of sweets. - Ep 4I Am Bush Pilot8/17/98
Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.'' - Ep 3I Stand Corrected8/7/98
Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices. - Ep 2The Hole7/24/98
Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.'' - Ep 1Time Weasel7/24/98
Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods.
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Season 2
- Ep 13I.R. Wild Baboon4/7/98
Weasel investigates the strange habits of I.R., who keeps changing his habitat due to unknown reasons. - Ep 12My Friend, the Smart Banana3/31/98
While working on a supermarket, Weasel meets a smart banana with the ability of speaking. - Ep 11I.R. in Wrong Cartoon3/24/98
Cow selfishly wants Weasel for herself so she fishes him out of the tv with a pie! But I.R. becomes very lonely without Weasel. - Ep 10I.R. Role Model3/17/98
I Am Weasel saves a woman from a fire, but everyone thinks I.R. did it and Weasel actually started the fire. - Ep 9I.R. Ice Fisher3/10/98
Weasel and I.R. try some ice fishing in the artic. - Ep 8I.R. Pixie Fairie3/3/98
The Red Guy tells us a story about a small group of Baboon Fairies and how they all work together as presidents, with I.R. Baboon as their slave. - Ep 8I.R. Pixie Faeries3/3/98
- Ep 7I Am My Lifetime2/24/98
This I Am Weasel short shows a retired Weasel in the Retirement Home for Cartoon Stars and Baboon in the Retirement Home for Sidekicks (which happens to be I.R.'s trailer) explaining their life to the other cartoon characters. - Ep 6I Are Music Man2/17/98
I.R. competes against Weasel in a music concert. - Ep 5Queen of DeNile2/10/98
In ancient Egipt, Weasel and I.R. must save the queen from a huge group of snakes. - Ep 4I.R.'s Phantom Foot2/3/98
I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money!''moreless - Ep 3I Am Crybaby1/27/98
Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet. - Ep 2I.M Deity1/20/98
I am Weasel and I.R. Baboon create their forms of life.'' - Ep 1I.R. Mommy1/13/98
I.R. finds an abandoned baby and adopts him as his son.
Red's role: Guy that is surprised that Supercow found him on an I.M. Weasel episode.
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Season 1
- Ep 13I, Architect12/16/97
An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains and they become unconscious for a part of time. The man who finds them gives Weasel I.R.'s brain and I.R. Weasels brain while they are unconscious. - Ep 12Law of Gravity12/9/97
I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity (literally), stuff that makes all lawyers float (since they are the only ones that understand law). - Ep 11Happy Baboon Holidays9/23/97
It's Christmas, and I.R.'s family pays a visit, but when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas. - Ep 10I Am Ambassador12/2/97
Two dudes take a group of beavers as hostages and Weasel must save them. - Ep 9I.R. Plant Life9/9/97
Baboon takes the last specimen of a rare thistle, and nearly kills it. When plant doctor Weasel is called in to investigate, he learns that Baboon has created a type of baboon/plant hybrid, that Baboon has now decided to marry. - Ep 8Disease Fiesta9/2/97
When Weasel investigates Athlete's Face, an outlandish disease that causes a foot to grow out of a person's face, Baboon becomes bored, and performs an experiment that creates another disease. - Ep 7Ping Pong at Sea8/26/97
When the Women's Naval Auxillary holds a ping-pong tournament for a fund-raiser, their best player is in a freak accident, so Weasel, a ping-pong master who has retired, is called to play. Infuriated, Baboon sneaks in just to have a grand face-off with Weasel... and he sadly succeeds. - Ep 6Power of Odor8/19/97
When Baboon moves his pig farm into the city's vacant lot, the odor runs the citizens out of town, and they hire Weasel to investigate what is causing the horrible stench. - Ep 5I.R. Big Star8/12/97
When Weasel wins the starring role of a new film that Baboon was after, Baboon steals Weasel's skin, making Weasel unable to show up on set. This leaves Baboon, who is now disguised as Weasel, to take his place... - Ep 4I.R. Gentlemans8/12/97
- Ep 4I.R. Gentleman8/5/97
When the Queen of Yurp orders for Weasel to find the next heir to the throne, he quickly finds that it is Baboon. Now Weasel must train the next heir in the art of being a gentleman if he ever wishes to present him to the queen. - Ep 3Deep Sea Tour7/29/97
Baboon is running his own buisness that takes young children to the bottom of the sea. However, he is in trouble when the he goes too deep and breaks the cable that allows the submarine to be pulled to the surface. - Ep 2I.R. on Sun7/29/97
When Baboon accepts a trip to be the first baboon on the sun, he goes despite numerous warnings from Weasel, who knows how dangerous the trip will be. - Ep 1This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge9/16/97
When Weasel is called in to finish a trans-Atlantic bridge from the USA to France, Baboon is utterly frustrated, wanting to finish the bridge himself.
