I Dream of Jeannie Season 1 Episode 3

Roger: Boy, it must be 110 in the shade out here. If there was any shade.
Tony: Well, cheer up. It's only 7 o'clock in the morning.

(Tony and Roger are told they'll be training at Skull Flats, Utah)
Roger: "Skull Flats." You know, General, I'm not complaining, but for once I'd like to go on one of these survival missions to a place called, oh, like, "Happy Valley" or "Merry Meadows," hmm?

Tony: (Roger notices that Tony is talking into his canteen; to Jeannie) I...I just want to talk to you.
Roger: Talking to your canteen? Aren't you afraid your bottle will get jealous?
Tony: No, I wasn't talking to it! I was...well, you know...(blows into it as if playing a jug)
Roger: (a bit annoyed) Would you like me to play a few verses on my comb of Sugar Blues, or shall we get on with the survival mission?

Tony: (Tony puts the stopper on Jeannie's bottle as Roger approaches him) There! You'll be safe right here.
Roger: Yeah, but how safe am I gonna be in the desert with a guy who talks to bottles?

Roger: Hey, you know something? I must be cracking up. I could swear I smell roast lamb.
Tony: Huh? Oh. Oh, that. Yeah, well, I got so hungry I cooked my shoe and I ate it.
Roger: Roast shoe? How did it taste?
Tony: A lot like roast lamb.

Tony: (to Jeannie) I can't gorge myself on roast lamb while my buddy is out eating needles.

Tony: What's that?
Jeannie: Baktu malali. An ancient Persian remedy.
Tony: Oh, boy. What is it?
Jeannie: Hot chicken soup.

Jeannie: Oh, cleverest master in all the world, teach me the meaning of this strange incantation. (makes sound like blowing over the top of a bottle)