(laughing after learning that Lucy will play a bull)
Fred: What's the matter?
Ethel: Oh, boy! This is a switch! For once the bull'll be full of Lucy!
Lucy: (mocking Ricky) Haven't got enough 'sperience! I've been married to you longer than anybody!
Ricky: If you don't mind, I'll decide what we do in the show, all right? After all, blackmailers can't be shoosers.
Lucy: I just wanna make sure you shoose something that shows me off.
Lucy: About the television. I have a question for you.
Ricky: I'm pretty sure what it is and I have an answer for you.
Lucy: Well, I'm pretty sure what your answer is, but let me ask it anyway.
Ricky: All right.
Lucy: Can I be on the show?
Lucy: Ten seconds! That's the fastest we've ever done it.
Ethel: Honestly, did you ever see anyone stick to an idea like Lucy?
Fred: She's a regular human mustard plaster.
Ethel: For once, the bull will be full of Lucy!
Music performed on this episode includes "Humoresque/Swanee River", "Dear Old Donegal" and "Fernando The Fearless, That's Me".