I Love Lucy Season 5 Episode 6

Ricky: I've got to snap her out of it. You got any ideas?
Fred: Nope, getting Ethel to stop being nice to me is a problem I've never had to face.

Ricky: She treats me like I was a big movie star. I want to be treated like a husband.
Fred: What an awful thing to say.

Lucy: I graduated from Jamestown High School in...(pauses) Let's just say I graduated four years after I started.

Lucy: I'm disappointed in you.
Ethel: What do you mean?
Fred: Why?
Lucy: Letting him walk. Aren't you afraid he'll get the soles of his shoes dirty? I'm surprised you didn't pick him up and carry him all the way downtown.

Lucy: We all hobnobbed. We hobbed with every nob that was worth hobbing with.

Fred: Why did she call you Rudolph?
Lucy: Because he looks like a red nosed reindeer.

Mrs. Trumbull: You see, I used to be a Rudolph Valentino fan. Now I'm a Ricky Ricardo fan.